God and The Devil

Hello laffzl3s, or should I say Oldbies? I think it's better to be new than old sha.

Now, b4 i start 2 dey tickle your freckles let me hail those that made this section standa gidigba all this while, una thank you o 4 makin our tears mingle with our saliva in hilarious lafta, Gracias *duffs cap*
Now to biz.
Sam and kunle are d 'gud boiz' of their area. Though little, they can make you put eba into your nose in broad day light.
One day, both of them are really hungry and they quickly decided to seek the bounty of the lord in the garden nearby. After much ado, they climbed over the barber's... sorry... barb wire and enter. On entring they looked around if they're safe and started plucking mangoes. 'Everyday is for sam and kunle one day is for their demise'! Is what they heard and fiam!, they escaped (don't ask me how).
After much running, they decided to share their loot in the cemetary cos that's the last place 'oloko' is gonna look for them.
As they're entering, 2 mangoes fell off at the gate but in their hurry they can't tarry.
Then the sharing began... One drunkard that was passing the gate and he heard, 'one for you, one for me' and listened and the voice continued. He immediately ran to call the pastor and told him God and The devil are sharing up corpses in the cemetery and the pastor followed. On reaching the gate, the voice continued... 'One for me, one for you. Then they suddenly heard, ' What about the two at the gate'?
Come see how pastor and 'the drunk' dey sprint and shout 'We neva die yet oo' Usain bolt can't beat them.

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Posted: at 11-03-2012 02:06 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

Pb10000000

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Posted: at 12-03-2012 08:39 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na pb4 joke

Posted: at 12-03-2012 12:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ok

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Posted: at 13-03-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 17-03-2012 01:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 18-03-2012 06:13 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

very very very old joke...... i think i heard dis  about 20years bk..... guyz be contemporary

Posted: at 18-03-2012 09:33 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

poster after all the introduction you do by your self ,
na this kind old outdated thing you come post huh,
anyway e no pain me because i no waist my time to read am .
Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 19-03-2012 04:03 PM (12 years ago) |

Ok

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Posted: at 21-03-2012 05:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

?

Posted: at 22-03-2012 08:42 PM (12 years ago) |