sharp pastor

Offerings had been down steadily for the past several Sundays and the pastor/overseer decided he had to do something to change the trend.

The next Sunday, as the plate was being passed he said,

"Brothers and Sisters, I don't like to have to do this, but there is a man in the congregation who is having an affair with another parishioner's wife, and if there is not at least two hundred naira in the collection, I will reveal his name."

Later, as he counted the money, he found 21 two hundred naira bills, and a fifty naira bill with a note that read:

"Forever hold your peace pastor, I'll have that other one hundred and fifty naira before sundown.

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Posted: at 14-03-2012 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 14-03-2012 04:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

weldone, atleast u want me 2 laf, but it's not every effort dat yields positive results. Next time i wil laf.

Posted: at 14-03-2012 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i know say this one no comfuse you
shey it confuse you?

Posted: at 15-03-2012 01:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this one na joke abi na tails by moonlight ?

Posted: at 15-03-2012 10:00 PM (13 years ago) |

boo 

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:32 AM (13 years ago) |

no wait till letter ooo,e better make you get amu now     

Posted: at 16-03-2012 02:52 PM (13 years ago) |

okies

Posted: at 16-03-2012 04:20 PM (13 years ago) |

baggy 

Posted: at 16-03-2012 08:06 PM (13 years ago) |

boo 

Posted: at 18-03-2012 01:21 AM (13 years ago) |