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Date: 15-03-2012 1:08 pm (9 years ago) | Author: ☆Papi☆Psalm ᵛᵉʳᶤᶠᶤᵉᵈ
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- at 15-03-2012 01:08 PM (9 years ago)
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One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the
world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.

After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road,
the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"

The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're
roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.

Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"

The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get
ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's
bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's
penis.

"Oh my!" she cries, "What is that?"

"Well, darlin'" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!"

She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?"
she asks.

"Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says,
"Stop honey, wait a minute!"

Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting
you?"

"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"
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Posted: at 15-03-2012 01:08 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 15-03-2012 02:12 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 15-03-2012 02:12 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 15-03-2012 09:57 PM (9 years ago)
poster after roping make you no forget to unrop
Posted: at 15-03-2012 09:57 PM (9 years ago) |
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- 4kasibe247 at 15-03-2012 10:04 PM (9 years ago)
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  Cool rope pass rope Grin
Posted: at 15-03-2012 10:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- soki4real at 16-03-2012 12:17 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 15-03-2012 09:57 PM
poster after roping make you no forget to unrop


Lol , how things
Posted: at 16-03-2012 12:17 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 16-03-2012 01:35 AM (9 years ago)
All is fine ,am sure is well with you too  Wink
Posted: at 16-03-2012 01:35 AM (9 years ago) |
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 05:27 AM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:27 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 16-03-2012 06:40 AM (9 years ago)
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hmm.....naughty psoter
gud1 shaa Cheesy

Posted: at 16-03-2012 06:40 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 16-03-2012 11:25 AM (9 years ago)
true talk  Wink
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:25 AM (9 years ago) |
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 11:37 AM (9 years ago)
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 Undecided

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:37 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- soki4real at 16-03-2012 11:41 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 16-03-2012 01:35 AM
All is fine ,am sure is well with you too  Wink

 i dey fine bro  Smiley
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:41 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 16-03-2012 11:43 AM (9 years ago)
I can feel it , great man .
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:43 AM (9 years ago) |
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- ANELEEVEREST at 16-03-2012 11:49 AM (9 years ago)
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 Cry i pity u posters na bad joke ona go laugh
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:49 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 16-03-2012 11:51 AM (9 years ago)
ayaaa
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:51 AM (9 years ago) |
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- ANELEEVEREST at 16-03-2012 11:54 AM (9 years ago)
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ayaaa for u ba
Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:54 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 16-03-2012 12:49 PM (9 years ago)
specially for you, you really deserve more Eyaaaahhh
Posted: at 16-03-2012 12:49 PM (9 years ago) |
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- Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 12:56 PM (9 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed

Posted: at 16-03-2012 12:56 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 16-03-2012 02:44 PM (9 years ago)
 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-03-2012 02:44 PM (9 years ago) |
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- soki4real at 17-03-2012 01:05 AM (9 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2012 01:05 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 17-03-2012 02:01 PM (9 years ago)
huuuuuuu
Posted: at 17-03-2012 02:01 PM (9 years ago) |
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