blonde kidnapping

Date: 07-02-2009 9:45 am (15 years ago) | Author: olayemi olaleye
- at 7-02-2009 09:45 AM (15 years ago)
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 blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him: "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
 Smiley Smiley Grin

Posted: at 7-02-2009 09:45 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Gwhy at 7-02-2009 09:49 AM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-02-2009 09:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-02-2009 11:47 AM (15 years ago)
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lol

anoda nice one 4rm u
Posted: at 7-02-2009 11:47 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 7-02-2009 11:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  7-02-2009 11:47 AM
lol

anoda nice one 4rm u
tokunbo,na waoh hop say .......?
Posted: at 7-02-2009 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-02-2009 12:15 PM (15 years ago)
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say wetin?
Posted: at 7-02-2009 12:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 7-02-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  7-02-2009 12:15 PM
say wetin?
neva mind,i jst wnted 2 b sure weda u were ok.
Posted: at 7-02-2009 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- afribabe at 7-02-2009 06:06 PM (15 years ago)
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passing.didnt get the joke
Posted: at 7-02-2009 06:06 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 7-02-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: afribabe on  7-02-2009 06:06 PM
passing.didnt get the joke
why?
Posted: at 7-02-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kofs at 7-02-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago)
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lol real nice
Posted: at 7-02-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-02-2009 11:25 PM (15 years ago)
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lol nice one..Grin
Posted: at 7-02-2009 11:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 8-02-2009 05:10 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-02-2009 11:25 PM
lol nice one..Grin
hmmm Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-02-2009 05:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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