dirty words

Date: 24-03-2012 6:12 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Saint-marie
- at 24-03-2012 06:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Dirty Words

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".

Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "screwing", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".

Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".

Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.
Timmy answered the door with glee and says...
"Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen screwing the turkey!

Posted: at 24-03-2012 06:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 24-03-2012 09:42 PM (13 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 24-03-2012 09:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 25-03-2012 04:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 24-03-2012 09:42 PM
U try
Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 25-03-2012 04:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-03-2012 09:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Why u dey vex Huh? Ok u no try at all Angry
Posted: at 26-03-2012 09:35 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 26-03-2012 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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bobobo
Posted: at 26-03-2012 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-03-2012 07:22 PM (13 years ago)
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okie
Posted: at 26-03-2012 07:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 26-03-2012 07:46 PM (13 years ago)
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na wao
Posted: at 26-03-2012 07:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 26-03-2012 08:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 26-03-2012 08:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 26-03-2012 08:57 PM (13 years ago)
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oh francischi, when? shall it b well?
Posted: at 26-03-2012 08:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 26-03-2012 09:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Na when I tear am hot slap him eye go clear
Posted: at 26-03-2012 09:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Beauti4 at 26-03-2012 10:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Shut up...trouble eater.
Posted: at 26-03-2012 10:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sallychizzl3 at 26-03-2012 11:28 PM (13 years ago)
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The poster is making me laugh, not the joke.
So, this is all you've got with all ur critics?
Oponu!
Posted: at 26-03-2012 11:28 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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