WHERE IS GOD

Date: 10-02-2009 10:30 am (15 years ago) | Author: Rendrix Berepele
- at 10-02-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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In a CRK class i day a teacher asked his pupils where God is some said He is Every Where some said he is in Heaven, den one of d pupil said God is in d toilet, surprised d teacher told him 2 explain Y. He said whenever his Dad enters d toilet he always shout Oh God Oh God........

Posted: at 10-02-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 10-02-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on 10-02-2009 10:30 AM
In a CRK class i day a teacher asked his pupils where God is some said He is Every Where some said he is in Heaven, den one of d pupil said God is in d toilet, surprised d teacher told him 2 explain Y. He said whenever his Dad enters d toilet he always shout Oh God Oh God........
doshe *3ce
Posted: at 10-02-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 10-02-2009 10:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Take this one go Religious forum
Posted: at 10-02-2009 10:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-02-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago)
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OLD SCHOOL!!! Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
athink na Baba GOD you dey take dey play abi?
Posted: at 10-02-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 11-02-2009 02:45 AM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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- onyinyenaija at 11-02-2009 06:59 AM (15 years ago)
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thou shall not use the name of God in vain...be warned !!!
Posted: at 11-02-2009 06:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-02-2009 12:19 PM (15 years ago)
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tell him
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- love_omotola at 11-02-2009 01:33 PM (15 years ago)
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but God is everywhere...but not dirty toilets like ur own
Posted: at 11-02-2009 01:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 11-02-2009 01:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: love_omotola on 11-02-2009 01:33 PM
but God is everywhere...but not dirty toilets like ur own

No mind the guy jare
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- omatseye at 11-02-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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ABOMINATION
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- raskydammy at 12-02-2009 03:49 AM (15 years ago)
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I GO TELL UNCLE JESUS TO REPORT YOU TO BRODA GOD...
Posted: at 12-02-2009 03:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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