A professor and a sailor

Date: 03-04-2012 5:29 pm (13 years ago) | Author: juliet shaka
- at 3-04-2012 05:29 PM (13 years ago)
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A Professor was travelling by boat, and few minutes after sail, he asked sailor, "Do you know Biology? Ecology? Geography? Morphology? Zoology? The sailor answered "No" to all of these. And the professor got angry and replied, What the hell do you know on earth? You will die of illiteracy." One hour later, their boat hit turbulence and started sinking. So, the sailor asked the professor,Do you know swiminology and escapeology from sharkology?" The professor said "No". The sailor replied, "Well, sharkology and crocodileology will eat your headology and your bodiology, and you will dieology wit ur knwlegeology bcos of your mouthology

Posted: at 3-04-2012 05:29 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- williamsstreet at 3-04-2012 08:38 PM (13 years ago)
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lol...
Posted: at 3-04-2012 08:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 3-04-2012 08:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Sori Dem don postednology am beforenology
Posted: at 3-04-2012 08:40 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 3-04-2012 11:15 PM (13 years ago)
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dis postnolgy don teeynology
Posted: at 3-04-2012 11:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ask-yourself-y at 4-04-2012 12:25 AM (13 years ago)
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lol very cute
Posted: at 4-04-2012 12:25 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 4-04-2012 12:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 4-04-2012 12:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 4-04-2012 02:58 PM (13 years ago)
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na confirm copinology and pastenogy
Posted: at 4-04-2012 02:58 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 4-04-2012 08:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 this is wat the phenomenology calls copy and pasteology in the land of readology
but  are yeyelogisticalogy 
Posted: at 4-04-2012 08:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- youngrashy at 5-04-2012 07:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Make I passnology
Posted: at 5-04-2012 07:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 5-04-2012 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  3-04-2012 08:40 PM
Sori Dem don postednology am beforenology
ldbf4mb
Posted: at 5-04-2012 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 5-04-2012 12:22 PM (13 years ago)
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yeyelogy
Posted: at 5-04-2012 12:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2012 08:33 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 6-04-2012 08:33 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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