Boy:Its dark in here
priest:yeah.
Boy:i've got a pair of soccer boots for sale,will you buy
priest:no
Boy:I bet my father would want to know who is around the house.
priest:How much!
Boy:€600
THE NEXT DAY IT REPEATS ITSELF THE BOY AND PRIEST ARE BACK IN THE SAME CLOSET
BOY:its dark in here
Priest:yeah
Boy:I've got football to sell,do you want to buy
Priest:No
Boy:Daddy!!! Daddy.
Priest:shh!!!,I will buy how much dont call your dad
Boy:€100
ON A SATURDAY MORNING DAD CALL HIS SON ,
DAD:JUNIOR BRING OUT YOUR BOOT AND THE BALL
Boy:Daddy please I sold them to my friend in school.
Daddy:At what cost?
Boy:€700
Daddy:that is too much,you must go for confession tomorrow.
SUNDAY COMES THE BOY GOES FOR CONFESSION.
Boy:Its dark in here
Priest:Boy this is not your father's house.
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