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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: U're loved by someone |
on: 13-05-2011 12:52 PM
| @Poster, u have a nice thought. Failure and sickness are not from God. God don't discipline his children with pain, failure, sickness and taking away everything from us as listed by u. Every good and perfect gift come from God. Whatever God giveth, he added no sorrow.
I'm nt disputting that fact.......... bt He often allows them to test One's faith | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Love & Nigerian Politics |
on: 13-05-2011 12:48 PM
| A lil boy goz to hs dad & ax "what z politics?"
dad says, ''well son, let me try to xplain it ths wai: i'm d breadwiner ov d famly, so lez call me capitalism. Your mom,shez d adminstrator ov d money,so we'l cal er d Govt. we'r her twu take cre ov ur nidz,so we'l cal yu d ppl. The nanny,,we'l cnsidr er d Workn class. And ur bby brothr,we'l calL im the Future. Now,thnk abawt that see if t makz sense''
So the lil boy goz off to bed tnkn bwt wha hz dad had said. Later da nyt,he hearz his baby brova cryn,so he gets up twu chk on hm. He fyndz tha the baby haz soild hz diaper badly. So d lil boy goz to hz parents' room&fyndz hz mothr sound asleep. Not wntn twu wake her,he goz to d nanny's room. Findin the door lckd,,he peekz in d keyhole n seez hz father in the bed wv d nanny. The nxt moren,the lil boy saez to hz fathr. "Dad, i tnk ii undrstnd d cncept o politx naw.'' the fathr saes ''good son,tel me in ur own wrdz wht yu tnk'' the lil boy replies, "well,wyl capitalism is screwn the workn class, the Govt z sound asleep,the people r bn ignored,,&d future z in deep shit! Father z stunnd! | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Check this joke out |
on: 13-05-2011 12:35 PM
| Three gurls went on an adventure into a forest n got captured by d pple who live dere. Dey were taken to d king, n he decided dier judgment for steppin into dier territory; dey were to be eaten. D gurls pleaded for mercy so d king promised to release dem, bt first each of dem wld search d forest n bring 10pieces of any fruit she likes. D first one went n brot bk 10lemons. D king ordered her to stuck all 10 lemons up her A*#S witout any expression on her face. She got to d 5th n frownd her face in pain, she was killed. D second gurl came bak wiv 10 strawberries and was askd to do d same thing, she did and when she got to d 9th berry, she laughed out so loud, she was killed. Wen she got to heaven, d first gurl said to her 'u were on d 9th berry, u cld av been spared, y did u laugh?' She replied 'i saw our friend comin wiv pineapples'. | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / U're loved by someone |
on: 13-05-2011 12:26 PM
| Sometimes God breaks our spirit to save our soul. Sometimes he breaks our heart to make us whole. Sometimes God allows pain so we can be stronger. Sometimes God sends us failure so we can be humble. Sometimes God allows illness so we can take better care of ourselves. Sometimes God takes everything away from us so we can learn d value of what he gave us | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / What is Love? |
on: 13-05-2011 12:24 PM
| Love is provin u care, love is continuinin 2 b friendly to people who dont reciprocate, love is neva putting others down by actin like they dont count, love is not thinkin u r better than most,love is not loosin ur temper or holdin grudges, love is not givin up just because somethin goes wrong or cos ur feelings r hurt. So as 4 dose who u love,just keep right on lovin | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Does true love still exist? Check this out.... |
on: 13-05-2011 12:16 PM
| My eyes on you!There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion. Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven. Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren. Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets. Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. Before you complain of friends who dont call, remember those on the streets with no one to call a friend and be grateful for urs, irrespective of their shortcomin | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: Polygamy church: Leader preaches, practises, enforces multiple marriage |
on: 23-04-2011 03:26 PM
| I'm a product of a polygamous family............It's hell..........I had to leave my domicile all becos i'm tired of frustrations & i don't want my dreams to be manipulated.............@ all don't ever think of indulging in it cos ur Generation to come will never forgive u.........hence shun fornication,lustfully looking @ a woman & adultery | | | |