Case adjourned till further hearing

I relax well well for d plane becos na posted b4

Postefd b4. Not funny anymore

D bucket still b evidence na. Yeye yoke

U sure say nor b 666 dem go get?  Y must it b on d forehead? God 4bid me trying

Sincerely there are many brains in this country... PLS READ IT!!!

 1ST SEMESTER EXAM

Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'

NO SIDE TALK CHEATING

GOOD LUCK

Yes na. If e nor give ram worm, d fish fit die of hunger.

Drinking piss

E b like say dis poster get spiritual husband.

Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?

Akpors: 10 doughnuts.

Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person forcefully takes 2 doughnuts, what do u have left.

Akpors: 10 DOUGHNUTS AND 1 DEAD BODY!

Pb20

U shit 4 three places come dey find the lcm.
U lazy sote u buy romote control for remote control

I am very sure this woman is in her late 60s. She just get small pikin bodi

Our Eagles who art in AFCON. Victory be thy name,thy trophy come. Thy cup be brought to us,as it is in heaven. Bring us this trophy,our Eagles coach and forgive those who killed Victor Moses' parents, as we forgave those who stole our subsidy funds, and lead us not  into extra time, but deliver us in 90 mins. For thine is the trophy,the title and the reward,as 2013 is concerned.. .. ..AMEN!

As u wake up, e mean say u supposed 2 get moni but fear go make u miss am

Akpos: Bar man! Serve everyone beer to
            drink because when am drinking,
            I want everyone to drink (Bar
            Man obeys).


Akpos: Bar man! Serve everyone goat
            Meat because, when am chewing,
            I also want everyone to chew.(All
            Hail Akpos! Akpos!! Akpos!!!)

Akpos: Bar man! Serve everyone their 
            bill because when am paying, I
            Want everyone to pay.                                     
    (All beats Akpos and Akpos is presently in the hospital).

This one na tales by moonlite. 4ny though

Rlly 4ny

Girlfriend- Hello Akpors, can u please send me 10k? I luv u.
Apors- why not? I am sending it right away. KKKKKKKKKK.
            Abeg  count am if e don complete. I love you too.

3k fit arrange weddong?