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41  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / AKPORS AND IM OGAS on: 21-04-2013 09:42AM
Akpors who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up.
One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it.
Akpors unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it.
Immediately it started changing colour.
Akpors: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpors was in the kitchen....
OGA: Akpors!
Akpors: Oga
OGA:Who drank my pasties?
No answer...
OGA:Akpors, who drank my pasties?.
No answer...
Oga walked into the kitchen and saw Akpors there.
OGA:Are you insane or what?Why when I call, you say "Oga" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?
Akpors: Oga,when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name!
OGA: Is that so?Nonsense! Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a question while I stand here.
Akpors went and did what oga said.
Akpors: Ogaaaaaa
Akpors: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?.
No answer...
Akpors: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer...
Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end!Akpors, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM:That's not true. It's a lie!
Akpors: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes,please!
Akpors: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpors: Madam!
MADAM: Yes,Akpors!
Akpors: Who is Junior's biological Father? Me or Oga?
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM:This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, I can't understand anything at all!
42  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A frustrated Principal on: 21-04-2013 12:36AM
@ make I complete the rest. Shey na me send u message?
43  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wife Accuses Husband on: 20-04-2013 05:56AM
Case adjourned till further hearing
44  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: I need a quick ansar on: 20-04-2013 05:48AM
I relax well well for d plane becos na posted b4
45  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ***oops, I can't help laffin!*** ... (JOKE Of The Month) on: 13-04-2013 01:08PM
Postefd b4. Not funny anymore
46  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Caught u red-handed!! on: 3-04-2013 06:11PM
D bucket still b evidence na. Yeye yoke
47  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! (BB users only) on: 2-04-2013 12:47AM
U sure say nor b 666 dem go get?  Y must it b on d forehead? God 4bid me trying
48  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / who sabi book pass? on: 29-03-2013 06:09PM
Sincerely there are many brains in this country... PLS READ IT!!!


Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?


1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?


1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'


49  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Akpo's gift on: 28-03-2013 07:54AM
Yes na. If e nor give ram worm, d fish fit die of hunger.
50  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BB matter on: 10-03-2013 06:29PM
Drinking piss
51  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WHO on: 10-03-2013 05:19PM
E b like say dis poster get spiritual husband.
52  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Akpors mathmatician on: 10-03-2013 04:52PM
Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?

Akpors: 10 doughnuts.

Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person forcefully takes 2 doughnuts, what do u have left.

53  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: PRETENDING 419 AND THE PAUPERBOY!!! CAN'T LAUGH... on: 28-02-2013 07:54PM
54  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Strictly 4 guyz only..any gal wey comment dnt fail 2 kill her.. on: 28-02-2013 06:34PM
U shit 4 three places come dey find the lcm.
U lazy sote u buy romote control for remote control
55  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i can never 4get 19th of January on: 26-02-2013 06:13PM
I am very sure this woman is in her late 60s. She just get small pikin bodi
56  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / PRAYER B4 EAGLE'S MATCH on: 11-02-2013 02:24PM
Our Eagles who art in AFCON. Victory be thy name,thy trophy come. Thy cup be brought to us,as it is in heaven. Bring us this trophy,our Eagles coach and forgive those who killed Victor Moses' parents, as we forgave those who stole our subsidy funds, and lead us not  into extra time, but deliver us in 90 mins. For thine is the trophy,the title and the reward,as 2013 is concerned.. .. ..AMEN!
57  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Same Dream........ 6th tyms on: 10-02-2013 12:59AM
As u wake up, e mean say u supposed 2 get moni but fear go make u miss am
58  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Akpors the generous guy on: 9-02-2013 08:22PM
Akpos: Bar man! Serve everyone beer to
            drink because when am drinking,
            I want everyone to drink (Bar
            Man obeys).

Akpos: Bar man! Serve everyone goat
            Meat because, when am chewing,
            I also want everyone to chew.(All
            Hail Akpos! Akpos!! Akpos!!!)

Akpos: Bar man! Serve everyone their 
            bill because when am paying, I
            Want everyone to pay.                                     
    (All beats Akpos and Akpos is presently in the hospital).
59  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ramatu Parts 1 To Part Part 36.. .. on: 5-02-2013 09:25AM
This one na tales by moonlite. 4ny though
60  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: fried egg b00bs on: 4-02-2013 07:22PM
Rlly 4ny
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