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41  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wife Accuses Husband on: 20-04-2013 05:56 AM
Case adjourned till further hearing
42  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: I need a quick ansar on: 20-04-2013 05:48 AM
I relax well well for d plane becos na posted b4
43  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ***oops, I can't help laffin!*** ... (JOKE Of The Month) on: 13-04-2013 01:08 PM
Postefd b4. Not funny anymore
44  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Caught u red-handed!! on: 3-04-2013 06:11 PM
D bucket still b evidence na. Yeye yoke
45  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! (BB users only) on: 2-04-2013 12:47 AM
U sure say nor b 666 dem go get?  Y must it b on d forehead? God 4bid me trying
46  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / who sabi book pass? on: 29-03-2013 06:09 PM
Sincerely there are many brains in this country... PLS READ IT!!!


Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?


1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?


1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'


47  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Akpo's gift on: 28-03-2013 07:54 AM
Yes na. If e nor give ram worm, d fish fit die of hunger.
48  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BB matter on: 10-03-2013 06:29 PM
Drinking piss
49  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WHO on: 10-03-2013 05:19 PM
E b like say dis poster get spiritual husband.
50  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Akpors mathmatician on: 10-03-2013 04:52 PM
Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?

Akpors: 10 doughnuts.

Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person forcefully takes 2 doughnuts, what do u have left.

51  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: PRETENDING 419 AND THE PAUPERBOY!!! CAN'T LAUGH... on: 28-02-2013 07:54 PM
52  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Strictly 4 guyz only..any gal wey comment dnt fail 2 kill her.. on: 28-02-2013 06:34 PM
U shit 4 three places come dey find the lcm.
U lazy sote u buy romote control for remote control
53  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: i can never 4get 19th of January on: 26-02-2013 06:13 PM
I am very sure this woman is in her late 60s. She just get small pikin bodi
54  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / PRAYER B4 EAGLE'S MATCH on: 11-02-2013 02:24 PM
Our Eagles who art in AFCON. Victory be thy name,thy trophy come. Thy cup be brought to us,as it is in heaven. Bring us this trophy,our Eagles coach and forgive those who killed Victor Moses' parents, as we forgave those who stole our subsidy funds, and lead us not  into extra time, but deliver us in 90 mins. For thine is the trophy,the title and the reward,as 2013 is concerned.. .. ..AMEN!
55  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Same Dream........ 6th tyms on: 10-02-2013 12:59 AM
As u wake up, e mean say u supposed 2 get moni but fear go make u miss am
56  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Akpors the generous guy on: 9-02-2013 08:22 PM
Akpos: Bar man! Serve everyone beer to
            drink because when am drinking,
            I want everyone to drink (Bar
            Man obeys).

Akpos: Bar man! Serve everyone goat
            Meat because, when am chewing,
            I also want everyone to chew.(All
            Hail Akpos! Akpos!! Akpos!!!)

Akpos: Bar man! Serve everyone their 
            bill because when am paying, I
            Want everyone to pay.                                     
    (All beats Akpos and Akpos is presently in the hospital).
57  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ramatu Parts 1 To Part Part 36.. .. on: 5-02-2013 09:25 AM
This one na tales by moonlite. 4ny though
58  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: fried egg b00bs on: 4-02-2013 07:22 PM
Rlly 4ny
59  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Akpos d caring guy on: 4-02-2013 07:14 PM
Girlfriend- Hello Akpors, can u please send me 10k? I luv u.
Apors- why not? I am sending it right away. KKKKKKKKKK.
            Abeg  count am if e don complete. I love you too.
60  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Letter From GAON (Girlfriends Association of Nigeria) on: 4-02-2013 07:06 PM
3k fit arrange weddong?
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