If TECNO fit ping first before NOkIA --- who told u dt all ur mates weh first u start fit make am before u finish ?
If CIVIL DEFENCE fit carry gun first before ROAD SAFETY----who told u dt its by how far , na by how well !!.
If GARRI fit sell pass INDOMIE after all d adverts-----who told u dt u must dress Nood or indecently dis Xmas to just get married ?
If OgA JONATHAN weh no get even common shoe before , but now he wears 3 different shoes per hour --- who told u dt u will continue be poor ? over hope dey jareee
If INSPECTOR GENERaL of POLICE fit comot police for high way and check points thereby stopping dia N20 rogger ----- who told u dt Naija no go better again ?........no be me talk am oo
If 2face fit finally repent and marry Anie - ---who told u dt ur current boifriend no go marry u ...stick to him and dnt be distracted wit all d yahoo boiz weh go enter villa dis Xmas
If ma street fit get light every (4-5am) ----- who tell u say hope no dey for constant light in naija by 2025 ?. ok naa
If Judas fit sell his boss Jesus ------who told u dt ur bestfriend or lover no fit do worse than this? be careful!
If them fit tie cow with rope upon all em size but must use chain to hold dog follow body, who be that wey dey tell you say you worth nothing?
Finally , I know u're gonna make it in life so keep believing in urself for every man is made and allowed to thrive for purpose.
As we are about to end the year,May GOD opens a new gate in your life.
Wow!!!! Christmas is almost here again ooo! Lol Lol Lol. & someone must share a testimony.
((((((It could be u)))))
Last year one man said to me OLAYEMI aka Phunny !! you are not common, I love your name. Few weeks later, the young man sent 3 bags of rice to me and he won American visa lottery. He has since moved to America with his lovely family.
Another lady sent me an Italian shoe, a designer perfume with a gold wrist watch and she shared a testimony that she got a job with an oil company same week in Lagos.
A woman gave me N500,000 and she was appointed the DG of a very big Government Agency.
Finally, someone bought me a laptop, ipad and Blackberry phone and he won his case at the appeal court and became a Senator a week later.
My GOD is a Rewarder of those that bless me. It is your turn for Signs and Wonders.
Hurry now and get me solid Gifts and see what the Lord is set to do in your life . SHALOM!
Akpos was sleeping one afternoon in the house and started dreaming. He saw Chelsea and Arsenal playing a match and started shouting; Chelsea will win! Chelsea will win! I say chelsea will win. Ochuko immediately interupted; It's a lie, Arsenal will win. Ochuko then bet with Akpos that if chelsea wins the match Akpos should slap him. But if Arsenal wins the match he'll slap Akpos. But before the match could finish Akpos woke up. He got up from the bed and switched on his television. Chelsea and Arsenal were indeed playing a match and it was Live. Akpos relaxed to watch the match and Chelsea won the match with two goals to nil. As the final whistle was blown Akpos......
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