DADDY_AKPOS: ur mother said u went out to check & print your result.
AKPOS: thatz right dad.
DADDY_AKPOS: where is it den??
AKPOS: Benjamin borrowed it.
DADDY_AKPOS: what for??
AKPOS: he has a good result,so he said he
want's to use mine to scare his parents.

I'm hearin thinx

Nobody should write PB44 o

Ask ram

NOW IRRITATINGLY TRENDING ON
FACEBOOK NOW

''FLAUNTING OF B00BS''
Some shameless girls have discovered that
posting pictures of themselves with boobs and
tits outside their clotheS will give them more
attention, comments and Likes...
They say its the easiest and shortest way to
become a facebook CELEBRITY.. CELEBRITY MY
ASS, does it bring money to you? Rihanna, Nicki
minaj and the rest get paid heavily to expose
their boobs on top U.S magazines pls sister how
much av you made since you started showinq off
yours on facebook? U see ur sense is not even up
to 1kb?
Those guys that make sweet remarks on your
picture know deep down that you are nothinq but
a hopeless, and dirty wh*re! None of those guys
can ever have a serious relationship with you talk
more of marriage, Na chop and go sure pass...
The most annoying part is the fact that even the
boobs in question are all fallen, slacked and
dead with stretch marks thats as long as
skipping rope.. Using push-up bra to deceive guys
on facebook..
Nobody holy pass but una own worst!
Please keep uploadinq more boobs pix so that i
can use your stupidity to gather comments and
likes too. .

Behind Ʋ jejely

Dickinity

ASK RAM oooooooo!!!!!!

Definition of LOBATAN: Hmmmmm
LOBATAN, is when ur boyfriend wants u to
meet his family & on getting there:
*D elder brother is ur EX....
*D sister is d lady u just fought with over a
man...
*D mother is d nurse who begged u not to abort
ur 6th pregnancy but u did....
*D father is d sugar daddy who just bought u BB
Z10....
*D Uncle is your boss with whom u had a one
night stand to get that Bank Job...
How was ur day today!
Do av a pleasant 9t rest.
#LOBATAN#

I dƐŶ ur lane

KORRECT!!!

Shior

Confirm:

(1)All women MUST get married!
No man should go unpunished.

(2)When you scream God's name during sex, I wonder if you're trying to remind Him to punish u later."

(3)The day a Ghost got involved in
an accident was the day i stopped watching Nollywood."

(4)What's the relationship between Rain & PHCN in Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch thing..

(5)Someone walks up to u drinking Ice-Cream and tells u to help him with T-fare cos he's Stranded.. pls shoot Him!"

(6)He did the Exam so well that He Took the Answer Scripts Home to show His Room-mates"

(7) You try to call your GF from a public call centre on her street, and Her number
appears as 'Sweet Heart'

(8)Just put currency sign in front of your pin and igbo girls would add ‎​Ɣøû ASAP. $2737A4A7"

(9)If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible & anointing oil or Qu'ran as Vals
gift, free her, na WITCH"

(10)They say love is more important than money. Pls try paying a lagos conductor
with a hug."

(11)In a Nigerian Home...If your
friend forgets to greet your parents, that's the end of that friendship,if you agree"

(12)Women are like police, they might have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!"

(13)People That Smoke Weed Before Going To Church. You Wanna Compete With The Most High?"

(14)In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u frm ur room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches away from them.

(15)If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even IRON SPONGE Cannot Change It!"

(16) If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a good husband, why not use it to pay a
counselor to talk good sense into your life"

(17) Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow one sleep comfortably during service.. Thought the
house of God is also ♍Ɣ father's house?"

(18)A slap is a manual override mechanism used to rectify a person acting like a
fool.....no one is above a manual reset."

E don do abeg, go church,

ave a blessed day.

A man escapes from a prison where he's been
locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed,
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and
hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you,too!"

One morning at a doctor's office a patient
arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK,
what happened to your back ?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club, right ? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard anoise in ♍Ɣ bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back."

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said"My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you ?"
He replied, "You know I havebeen unemployed
for a while now. Today was the first day at ♍Ɣ new job.
I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives ; he looks even worse
than the other two Patients do..
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the
hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one
threw it from the 3rd floor"....

LWKMD!!!!!!

PB4,500

Dear igbos.. it's "RICK ROSS IS MY BEST RAPPER" and not "LICK LOSS IS MY BEST LAPPER".. Gosh!!

Dear yorubas.. its "VAN PERSIE" n not "FAN PERSIN"..

Dear calabars, its "GHOST MODE! U NO DEY SEE ME" n not "COASTMODE! U NO RAY SEE ME"..

Dear hausas.. its "OGBONO FELI FELI" n not "OKWANO FARI FARI" . .

Comment if u re proud of where u come from!!

 Papa: Rose i noticed u now call me 'Dad' instead of 'Papa', why?

Rose: Yes Dad, calling 'Papa' spoils ma lipsticks!!!

If all you do is lazy around all day and you're tweeting " God bless my hustle " #youshouldbeslapped !!!"


#YouShouldBeSlapped if you are wearing hooded clothes in this hot Sun all in the name of swag."Obviously !"


#youshouldbeslapped if Ʋ are not a fan of Manchester United FC & Ʋ are expecting Trophy every season

#youshouldbeslapped if u can carry a girl of 75kg and u can't carry a church speaker of 15kg."

#youshouldbeslapped if u write ur BB pin at the space meant for ur matric number on ur exam sheet."

#YouShouldBeSlapped - if you cheat on a beautiful Woman, for a girl that look like Shreks baby."

#youshouldbeslapped if you can host a birthday party for ur gf and can't take ur Mom out on Mother's day"

 #youshouldbeslapped if @ ur age, Ʋ stil dey dance to SAKA "I don port o". Ʋ need serious slap

#youshouldbeslapped if you say you prefer facebook than twitter"

#youshouldbeslapped if d only reason Ʋ go to church is to charge ur Phone"""

If you think they are following you from the village and they are not following you on twitter... #Youshouldbeslapped"

If you don't know there is Champion's league final match goin on to9t #Youshouldbeslapped"

#Youshouldbeslapped" If Ʋ think this is PB4 or PB4remix.

TELL RAM