*yinmu* dƐŶ waka dƐŶ go.

An American tourist goes on a
trip to China. While in China, he
is very segxwally promiscuous and
does not take any precautions. A
week after arriving back home
he awakens one morning to find
his penis covered with bright
green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes
to see his doctor.

The doctor, never having seen
anything like this before, orders
some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the
results. The man returns a
couple of days later and the
doctor says, "I've got bad news
for you. You've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here. We
know very little about it."

The man looks a little relieved
and says, "Well, give me a shot
or something and fix me up
doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry,
there's no known cure other
than to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Oh
no! I want a second opinion!"
The doctor replies, "Well it's
your choice. Go ahead if you
want, but surgery is your only
choice."

The next day, the man seeks out
a Chinese doctor, figuring that
he'll know more about the
disease. The Chinese doctor
examines his penis and
proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian
VD. Very rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor,
"Yeah, yeah, I already know
that, but what can you do? My
American doctor wants to
operate and amputate my
penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his
head and laughs, "Stupid
American doctor! American
doctor, always want to operate.
Make more money, that way."
"Then there's no need to
operate? Oh, thank God!" the
man replies!

"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor,
"You no worry! Wait two weeks,
it fall off by itself!"

Na wa o! May God begin to reveal them & their secrets o.

Hmmmm

Hmmmmmm I hear ram

God is watchin them all.

Na wa o! Na God go safe us for ds Nation o!

PB____

I hear

Let dem hear!!! Gbaaaaaaaaam!

Aproko

Yeye pipu....y una no cripple-walk.

So touchy

Ask RAM o!

I hear RAM o.

Tell Ram

Hello ma pple!

As Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag
etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call".

6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found"

8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found"

9. When an ugly gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ ? ... Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen, no contact found, u are hooked with me. U don die, I don hear weehn for dis chinco Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣.

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! (BB users only)

I bet u, u neva knew ur bb can measure body temperature. U dnt believe me?. Okay follow d steps.

1) go to your home screen and press the dial bottom, then type 6++ but do not dial.

2) place screen on ur forehead for 5-seconds, then press L. & see wat Ʋ will get.

Help enlighten others!!!

A drunk guy was with his
girlfriend in a
cinema and suddenly, he fell
asleep.
After a while, he woke up and started
screaming 'MY PENIS, MY PENIS, MY PENIS'!
All the people in the cinema
were surprised at
the guys behaviour.
He continued, 'Where is my
penis? Someone has cut my penis and my
nuts!
Oh God what have I done to deserve this?'
The
embarrassed girlfriend said 'shut
up, you idiot! Your hand is in my pant'!
#LOMFA....

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