Two nuns are ordered to  paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the Nood. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
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Nice gazongas
 but you said you are blind asked the nuns
 Yes i am but immediately i enetered i gain my sight

great red devil for life

miss my best friend who died when we are in school FAK

thanks

Everybody dey for church,me and my friend decide make we turn born again so we go church ,we dey middle of program when we see this man wey rush in sit down infront of us when we look him hand we see sey na egg he just finish five mins later he mess silence shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, the mess dey smell wella that all the people no fit cope dem run comot ,second time again the pastor run comot lastly the cross wey jesus dey ,He stand up go meet the man tell am i don come die for your sins but this time i no fit come die for the second time for this mess so i am off
 Father forgive me for i no not wht i am doing

me i no no self which kind topic be this you better go for deliverance stop the ciga before it put you in the middle of fire where there is no turning back dumming you be

I like this come let me show you something my room and you will never think of anything again

explain to him if truely he love and cares he will understand you but mostly the ball is in your court play with with wisdom  just stay calm you are too young to have sex now

You have to take this serious,i got a friend he had this lady whenever they are together things get worst to the extent it's hard for the guy to cope but when they broke up again things get normal,he doesnt want to leave the lady cos of the love he had but so many people advice him to that it might even lead to something bad for him so i want to know your opinion too cos he came to me for an advice and i am to be careful to advice him on something

It is nothing if there is understanding ,my elder sis married a muslim they are just fine no fighting no converting nothing they are just being nice to each other

Na wa o this one too much oo the woman dey right them rape am

it is possible if only there is maturity but i wont like it to happen to me cos if it does haaaa

Age is nothing but the fact is that we both cope as in respecting each other feelings and love each other without thinking of any age diff if it work then i can but if not i am out