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3021  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: GRADE THIS;;; on: 28-03-2009 02:04AM
nice one
3022  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / SHORTEST WAY FOR ANSWERING MACHINE on: 28-03-2009 02:03AM
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean like(this is Jasi,i am currently unavailable drop me a message and i will get back to you ),but  all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message."

That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short.

This is what my answering machine machine says
  ( I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine please message when you call me...thanks Jasi drop your message now..)
  Dont you see that is the shortest message.
3023  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The Nuns and The Blind Man on: 28-03-2009 01:54AM
Two nuns are ordered to  paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the Nood. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
Nice gazongas
 but you said you are blind asked the nuns
 Yes i am but immediately i enetered i gain my sight
3024  Forum / Sports / Re: man u 2008/2009 cahampions. let us form a strong fan base here at naija pals on: 27-03-2009 11:53PM
great red devil for life
3025  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Whom are you missing right now on: 27-03-2009 11:49PM
miss my best friend who died when we are in school FAK
3026  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: I NO FIT DIE FOR D SECOND TIME on: 27-03-2009 11:20PM
3027  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / I NO FIT DIE FOR D SECOND TIME on: 27-03-2009 06:04AM
Everybody dey for church,me and my friend decide make we turn born again so we go church ,we dey middle of program when we see this man wey rush in sit down infront of us when we look him hand we see sey na egg he just finish five mins later he mess silence shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, the mess dey smell wella that all the people no fit cope dem run comot ,second time again the pastor run comot lastly the cross wey jesus dey ,He stand up go meet the man tell am i don come die for your sins but this time i no fit come die for the second time for this mess so i am off Grin
 Father forgive me for i no not wht i am doing
3028  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: wetin u get on: 27-03-2009 05:56AM
me i no no self which kind topic be this you better go for deliverance stop the ciga before it put you in the middle of fire where there is no turning back dumming you be
3029  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why do women on: 27-03-2009 05:53AM
I like this come let me show you something my room and you will never think of anything again
3030  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I am scared of having sex on: 27-03-2009 05:48AM
explain to him if truely he love and cares he will understand you but mostly the ball is in your court play with with wisdom  just stay calm you are too young to have sex now
3031  Forum / Relationships & Romance / WILL YOU STAY IF YOU FOUND OUT WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER/SHE YOU HAVE ILL LUCK on: 27-03-2009 05:39AM
You have to take this serious,i got a friend he had this lady whenever they are together things get worst to the extent it's hard for the guy to cope but when they broke up again things get normal,he doesnt want to leave the lady cos of the love he had but so many people advice him to that it might even lead to something bad for him so i want to know your opinion too cos he came to me for an advice and i am to be careful to advice him on something Smiley
3032  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Christian and Islamic relationship those it work? on: 27-03-2009 05:26AM
It is nothing if there is understanding ,my elder sis married a muslim they are just fine no fighting no converting nothing they are just being nice to each other
3033  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: COMPLAINT OF A RAPE VICTIM! on: 27-03-2009 05:14AM
Na wa o this one too much oo the woman dey right them rape am
3034  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: The female boss - Work / Family on: 27-03-2009 05:06AM
it is possible if only there is maturity but i wont like it to happen to me cos if it does haaaa
3035  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can u date a girl older than u? on: 27-03-2009 04:50AM
Age is nothing but the fact is that we both cope as in respecting each other feelings and love each other without thinking of any age diff if it work then i can but if not i am out
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