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Have you ever been asked out on a date by a girl? If so, how did you respond

have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with

Although breakups are sometimes mutual, there are two primary reasons why relationships fall apart: either you go or she goes.

If you decide to leave, you're in the driver's seat -- you have very specific reasons why you want to get out of this thing and move on with your life, and it's doubtful that you'd ever consider taking her back.

But if she decides to bolt, it's a totally different story. She can leave you a bewildered emotional wreck, crying in your beer and wondering just what the hell happened.

This kind of devastation can overpower your normally logical thought process. That's why if your ex-girlfriend contacts you and says she's willing to give you a second chance, odds are you're going to jump right back into the frying pan without thinking.

guys Would you allow your wife to get a tattoo?

Sex before Marriage, good or bad thing?

Have you ever cheated on someone? If so, how did you feel?

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7:00 a.m: Aregbesola Prays: “GIVE US THIS DAY, O LORD AND RESTORE THE STOLEN GLORY OF OSUN PEOPLE FROM VOTE-ROBBERS. AMIN, Alhamdulillah” From Facebook

7:45 a.m: Lawyers, journalists, ACN and PDP representatives are already seated in the court. The judges are being awaited…

8:24 a.m: Cardinal Odumbaku (a.k.a Baba Eto), Alhaji Moshhod Adeoti (Chairman Osun State ACN), TILAD ACN Chieftain,  among other dignitaries seated in court…

10:00 a.m: Countdown to history begins…

10:02 a.m: The 10 Local Govenments in dispute: ODO OTIN, ATAKUMOSA, IFE EAST, IFE CENTRAL, IFE SOUTH, AIYEDAADE, ISOKAN, BORIPE, BOLUWADURO, IFEDAYO.

10:30 a.m: BREAKING NEWS – The Appeal courtroom is suspected to have been activated with a digital device that would prevent anybody (including our reporters) from sending text messages or communicating with the outsideworld. Signals from citizen reporters in court confirms the strict and discrete manner in which the judgment is beeing closely guarded from getting out before the justices rise.

11:35 a.m: 1st judgment delivered, judge held dat case was filed within time frame. Now in 2nd phase of interlocutory injunctn on who is d real winner” So Far, 1-0 in favour of Aregbesola

12:04 p.m: Out of five (5) points canvassed, three (3) have been decided in favour of aregbesola… await more breaking news…

The best way to control abuse of of power over time, interestingly, is the mortality of man. While it is very human to need to have something to look forward to, individually the end for each of us will be death.

While that preamble may have sounded a bit morbid, the concept of maturity really depends on our ability to see beyond our own mortality, and beyond our own pleasure, to see the beauty of the future that we build for others. Inversely, the abuse of power is the inability to see beyond our needs to satisfy the needs of the masses; to see beyond our own needs and insecurities to help others.

"Power corrupts. And absolute power corrupts absolutely"
What can be done for the majority to deal with abuses of power?
How would the people take power back from corrupt leaders?
Assuming that the population is educated and mature, which is a big assumption, courage is required to face those in power.

Stand up and say NO. Just like a spoiled child, or an abusive husband, the enabler is really the abused. Don't take it lying down! Teach everyone you know that there's a certain truth in freedom and democracy, and stand up for your rights!

"In 2006, exports of oil and minerals from Africa were worth roughly $249 billion, nearly six times the value of international aid. If used properly, this huge transfer of wealth could be one of the best chances in a generation to lift many of the world's poorest and most dispossessed citizens out of poverty. Yet in many resource-rich countries corruption in the natural resource sector has led directly to conflict, human rights abuses and a worsening of inequality and poverty".

Throughout history many people have ruled countries in different ways. Communism, Facism, Republics, Democracies, Authorotarianism and Fuedalism are all examples of the many different types of government. I've narrowed them down to three types, Free Democracies, Corrupt Democracies, Modern Dictatorships and Full on Nineteen Eighty Four Style Big Brotherism.
So, what would you be? Will you rule fairly or with an iron fist? Is there freedom of speech or is it rats in the eyes for anyone who speeks against you? So take the quiz, so that way should you aquire a small country, you'll know what to do.


1. What is your age?

 Under 18 Years Old
 18 to 24 Years Old
 25 to 30 Years Old
 31 to 40 Years Old
 41 to 50 Years Old
 51 to 60 Years Old

2. What is your gender?

 Male
 Female

3. You have just been given power of the Head of Government. How did you go about recieving this power?

 Through an election
 By bribing Government Officials
 Through a People's Revolution
 Through a Coup

4. You're at War, what is the true reason for this war?

 To Free the People of an Oppressed Nation
 To Expand our Borders
 To Allow us to Oppress our own People
 To Make a Profit from the War

5. A neighbouring country has been spreading propaganda depicting you as some sort of a monster. What would you do?

 Respond by Producing your own line of Propagana
 Release a Statement Denouncing the immaturity of the opposing Government
 Do nothing
 Do nothing - any form of contact with this country does not exist, thus it is impossible for this to harm you

6. A foriegn anti-government anarchist has been captured amongst your people. He has not yet committed any crime, however there are records of him planning to do so. What will you do?

 Release him and return him to his home country
 Detain him and keep him imprisoned
 Quietly administer corpral punishment him before the media notice
 Torture and Kill him.

7. A terrorist group have destroyed an Embassy during a huge international meeting, many Heads of State have been wounded and many innocent bystanders killed. How do you Respond?

 Promise to find those responsible and bring them to Justice
 Attack a country that has been known to fund terrorism in the past
 Do nothing - This is none of your concern
 Track down the terrorists and offer to fund their activities
 Congratulate the terrorists privately on the job well done

8. What words strike fear into the hearts of all your people?

 Tax Reposetion
 Your Name
 Room 101

9. A Satirical Television Show has recently critised your recent rise in "Authoritarian Trend" of your policies. What is your reaction?

 It's just a Comedy Show, it's their job.
 Sue the Producers for mis-reprisentation
 Close down the Television studio
 Satire? On MY Television? Haha, you and your jokes...

10. Which of these written documents will have the biggest effect on how your Country is ruled?

 The Freedoms of Man
 The Consitution of the Country
 A Biography of a Past Ruler
 The Communist Manifesto
 Nineteen Eighty Four

11. The People are rising up against you! They could storm the Governmental Building any minute now! What will you do?

 Deploy the Riot Police and attempt to contain the situation
 Declare a state of Emergancy
 Declare Martial Law
 No such Revolution could ever assemble properly under your oppressive rule

12. How would you prevent people from saying bad things about your policy?

 Try to be as fair an competant as possible
 Bribe the Media to prevent them from passing any bad stories about you
 Give the police the ability to arrest anyone who critizises you
 Change the language so it is impossible to critizise you

13. Finally, what is the highest punishment in your country?

 Life Imprisonment
 Corpral Punishment
 Public Execution
 The Ministry of Love
 

A massive bribery scheme to stall and thwart the cause of justice at the court of appeal sitting in Ibadan, the Oyo state capital over the governorship election petition dispute in Osun state has already been perfected and a whooping sum of N15 billion deployed in three installments last week to bribe three members of the five man panel of the appeal court judges.

iReports-ng.com can authoritatively report that the executioner of the bribery scheme is an appeal court judge, Justice Jimi Olukayode Bada who hails from Ile-Ife, Osun state and works at the Abuja division of the appeal court. The sponsors of the scheme are none other than the Osun state governor, Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola and his prospective successor, Senator Iyiola Christopher Omisore.

According to investigations by iReports-ng.com, the bribery scheme was arrived at and perfected at a meeting attended by about nine persons in a secret location in Ile-Ife about three weeks ago. Some of those who attended the meeting include Governor Oyinlola, Senator Omisore, Justice Bada, South west national vice chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Tajudeen Oladipo and a former Chief Judge of Oyo and Osun states, retired Justice Adedotun Sijuwade.

At the meeting, Justice Bada of the Appeal court in Abuja was said to have been assigned the responsibility of reaching out to two of his colleagues who are members of the panel hearing the appeal petition of the Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN governorship candidate in the 2007 election in Osun state, Rauf Aregbesola against the incumbent Governor Oyinlola of the PDP.

The two members being targeted are Justice Garuba Mohammed Lawal and Justice Paul Galinge. The two judges were drafted into the Osun petition panel from the Abuja division of the appeal court where Justice Bada also works. While Justice Sijuwade was said to have provided guidance for the scheme as an old hand in the business, Omisore who is desperate to clinch the governorship seat of the state after Oyinlola is to liaise with Justice Bada in Abuja to ensure the smooth run of the scheme. On his part, Oyinlola who is fighting hard to complete his last four year tenure next May is to work hand in hand with Omisore to provide the princely sum of N15 billion to execute the scheme.

After the meeting, the PDP leader in the south west, Oladipo was said to have briefed the Ogun state governor, Gbenga Daniel who in turn sold a dummy to divert attention from the scheme by sponsoring a cover page story in his newspaper, Compass on Saturday, containing alleged moves by rival ACN to buy judgment from the appeal court panel. They also tried, albeit ignorantly to discredit the President of the court of appeal, Ayo Salami as well as two other members of the panel who they fear may not fall for their own scheme.

Unknown to all the actors in the bribery scheme, security agents were on their trail and had penetrated their Ile-Ife meeting, and worked on the details of the meeting. Efforts to trace the movement of the N15 billion packaged in dollars and deployed in three tranches led to the bugging of two of Justice Bada’s three GSM lines. Two of the Judge’s lines on which his conversations have been taped on the issue are: 08034073301 and 08057593476.

According to an interim security report, the bribery team was yet to get a third member of the appeal panel that will eventually give them a favourable majority judgment since they will need three members of the five member panel to achieve their sinister motive.

Osun state governor, Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola and the Action Congress of Nigeria, ACN governorship candidate in the 2007 governorship election in the living spring state, Engr Rauf Aregbesola will tomorrow, Friday, know their fate over who between them is the rightful winner of the polls as the appeal court sitting in Ibadan, Oyo state is set to deliver its ruling on the appeal filed by Aregbesola.

After taking the written addresses of counsel to both parties in the case last month, the five member appeal court panel adjourned indefinitely for its ruling. But a source close to Oyinlola told iReports-ng a few minutes ago that the court had notified all parties that the ruling will be delivered tomorrow.

“As I speak with you nobody knows what can happen and that is why security has been beefed up in the state suddenly today. The governor himself is confused because of different signals coming from various quarters over the matter”, the source disclosed.

iReports-ng had recently exposed a massive bribery scheme designed by Oyinlola, Senator Iyiola Omisore and some others to bribe the appeal court judges with over N15 billion.

Any moment from now, flamboyant miracle fixing pastor of Christ Embassy Church located in Oregun, Ikeja area of Lagos state, Chris Oyakhilome will be a guest of Nigeria’s anti-graft police, EFCC for using his church to launder funds which source could not be accounted for into foreign bank accounts. The illicit funds so far traced by security agents stand at over $35 million.

The latest scandal may once again bring the controversial miracle-worker pastor under public scrutiny after government suspended the broadcast of his suspicious healing programme tagged “atmosphere for miracles” on public television stations some years ago.

iReports-ng can authoritatively report that a document on the money laundering activities of the architect turned pastor was first passed to the Nigeria police force headquarters in Abuja, last year. After finding it difficult to unravel the fraud, the police forwarded the matter to the EFCC which has the expertise and powers to successfully prosecute the pastor.

According to a source at the force headquarters in Abuja, the case was sent to the EFCC and received there September 24th 2009. Another source in the EFCC also confirmed that attempts were made by some of the controversial pastor’s agents in the commission to “kill” the petition due to the electronic system of monitoring cases already put in place in the agency, called “gocase” by the United Nations Office On Drug and Crime, UNODC.

A reliable source in the agency told iReports-ng a few hours ago that ” after the initial hiccup, substantial progress has now been made on the case even though quietly and the coast now clear to invite the pastor to make some statements on his involvement in cash transfer of such huge amount of United States currency”

Apart from this discovery of money laundering activity by the pastor, a couple of his church officials and members have also of recent featured in some major fraud issues. Not quite long a time, one of his pastors in Ogba area of Lagos was said to have stolen some millions of naira from the sheraton hotels ikeja where he worked as a manager before he was sacked when the fraud was discovered. He claimed in his statement to the police then that he donated the stolen money to Oyakhilome’s Christ embassy church to buy power generating sets and other church needs.

Also of recent, a young member of the church in Benin city, Edo state was arrested and prosecuted by the EFCC for engaging in internet marriage scam through which he defrauded a white lady. In his statement before he was convicted, he was said to have also confessed that he donated the bulk of the scam money to Oyakhilome’s church where he belongs as a strong member.

Before the discovery of the pastor’s money laundering activity, Oyakhilome had been enmeshed in other major scandals such as immoral segxwal engagements with church members, fighting other religious leaders, use of diabolic powers and faking miracles.

In 2008, south africa media were awash with stories of fake miracles stage managed by the pastor in a bid to woo worshipers to join his church.

*Watch out for updates on the money laundering case against Oyakhilome.

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