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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 18+ Only (Page 8) on: 5-05-2011 06:13 PM
--------> passing with my Oshere' while doing it nice n slow Wink
2  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 18+ Only on: 5-05-2011 11:36 AM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on  5-05-2011 09:15 AM
If you know your not 18+ and your religion forbids segxwal education or orientation. Please dont read futher thank you.


GUYS: Just because you're pumping fast doesn't mean you fcuking her good.
You have to please that PUS nice & Slow

LADIES:  Dont just lay there Screaming like a helpless paralysed person
get up on that dick and show him "aint no PUS better that yours"

GUYS:  Stop fcuking around, look for a girl that fits your personal style.
I know its tough buh at least try and live  responsible.

LADIES:  Always keep it clean down there, each time you urinate
Please wash or wipe your ass. If your PUS stinks u cant know
Only the guy would!

GUYS:  Masturbation is wrong. It destroys DICK muscles
And would make u impotent or cause quick ******.

LADIES: Always talk dirty to your man. it drives him crazy.
Say something like "baby my PUS is all wet up in here
Come get me daddy".Even if the dude was at work, he'll
Wrap it up to rush home.

GUYS: Dont Play songs if you can only make it through
2 tracks.

LADIES: The more Spit on the DICK the better the blow job!

GUYS:  Stay away from SEX for about 1or 2 weeks and see how
the sex would be. Always figure out the style that makes her come
And always use that to satisfy her.

THERE ARE MORE TO SEX THAN JUST fcukING. SEX IS SPIRITUAL
AND EMOTIONAL. 10 Minutes of multiples orgasm is better than 3 hours
of sex without orgasm.

Cheers  Wink Wink Wink

[/b]




Wat about babes who likes guys steppin it up to GERMAN MACHINE? we lecture dem on NICE n SLOW??
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Love, Tolerance and Jealousy...The Mix on: 5-05-2011 11:16 AM
Quote from: dirtykid on  5-05-2011 11:05 AM
When you love someone, set that person free !! Loving someone doesn't mean getting into a modify prison yard. This is one of the major problem people face in relationship. Why all the over jealous, huh? that person has been existing before both of you met, if he/she wanted to be the most baddest a$$ in the world, that person would have before you met. So why worry much people ??


Freedom!...dats d key word! ...just like 2 dogs, one in chains n d other without chains...which is more friendly?
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Love, Tolerance and Jealousy...The Mix on: 5-05-2011 10:43 AM
Quote from: soljurn16 on  5-05-2011 09:57 AM
If I some it up in my own words..., its a matter of more misunderstanding and lack of tolerance for each other

i feel couples r supposed to celebrate each other rather dan tolerate each other
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 18+ Only on: 5-05-2011 10:12 AM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on  5-05-2011 09:15 AM
If you know your not 18+ and your religion forbids segxwal education or orientation. Please dont read futher thank you.


GUYS: Just because you're pumping fast doesn't mean you fcuking her good.
You have to please that PUS nice & Slow

LADIES:  Dont just lay there Screaming like a helpless paralysed person
get up on that dick and show him "aint no PUS better that yours"

GUYS:  Stop fcuking around, look for a girl that fits your personal style.
I know its tough buh at least try and live  responsible.

LADIES:  Always keep it clean down there, each time you urinate
Please wash or wipe your ass. If your PUS stinks u cant know
Only the guy would!

GUYS:  Masturbation is wrong. It destroys DICK muscles
And would make u impotent or cause quick ******.

LADIES: Always talk dirty to your man. it drives him crazy.
Say something like "baby my PUS is all wet up in here
Come get me daddy".Even if the dude was at work, he'll
Wrap it up to rush home.

GUYS: Dont Play songs if you can only make it through
2 tracks.

LADIES: The more Spit on the DICK the better the blow job!

GUYS:  Stay away from SEX for about 1or 2 weeks and see how
the sex would be. Always figure out the style that makes her come
And always use that to satisfy her.

THERE ARE MORE TO SEX THAN JUST fcukING. SEX IS SPIRITUAL
AND EMOTIONAL. 10 Minutes of multiples orgasm is better than 3 hours
of sex without orgasm.

Cheers  Wink Wink Wink

[/b]


18+ is 14th century...its d jet age baby...next time try saying 14+ ...beliv me, dey (14-17) know most things u dont about ''Dip n Fall back'' business...
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 18+ Only on: 5-05-2011 10:08 AM
Quote from: sobeit on  5-05-2011 09:55 AM
Quote from: MissyBarbie on  5-05-2011 09:15 AM
If you know your not 18+ and your religion forbids segxwal education or orientation. Please dont read futher thank you.


GUYS: Just because you're pumping fast doesn't mean you fcuking her good.
You have to please that PUS nice & Slow

LADIES:  Dont just lay there Screaming like a helpless paralysed person
get up on that dick and show him "aint no PUS better that yours"

GUYS:  Stop fcuking around, look for a girl that fits your personal style.
I know its tough buh at least try and live  responsible.

LADIES:  Always keep it clean down there, each time you urinate
Please wash or wipe your ass. If your PUS stinks u cant know
Only the guy would!

GUYS:  Masturbation is wrong. It destroys DICK muscles
And would make u impotent or cause quick ******.

LADIES: Always talk dirty to your man. it drives him crazy.
Say something like "baby my PUS is all wet up in here
Come get me daddy".Even if the dude was at work, he'll
Wrap it up to rush home.

GUYS: Dont Play songs if you can only make it through
2 tracks.

LADIES: The more Spit on the DICK the better the blow job!

GUYS:  Stay away from SEX for about 1or 2 weeks and see how
the sex would be. Always figure out the style that makes her come
And always use that to satisfy her.

THERE ARE MORE TO SEX THAN JUST fcukING. SEX IS SPIRITUAL
AND EMOTIONAL. 10 Minutes of multiples orgasm is better than 3 hours
of sex without orgasm.

Cheers  Wink Wink Wink

[/b]


hmm i c real hardcore sex education lol. but teacher what is the meaning of that ******** huh?

********!
7  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Love, Tolerance and Jealousy...The Mix on: 5-05-2011 09:25 AM
Why is it that in most relationships/marriages this days, on one hand; parties involved seriously wants to let go of their partner/spouse as soon as they can but on the other hand, jealousy won't just allow them completely let go? It's all just weird...first, Love or some attraction brings 2 together, somewhere along d line things takes a wrong turn n tolerance comes in and the wild desire to loosen the nuts but jealousy makes it so difficult to put d knife through the last strand of bond holding d union...

...What do you think could be the mystery behind this?...in your own opinion or maybe from experience...
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: UNDISPUTED on: 4-05-2011 01:27 PM

Formula 1 =====> Michael Schumacher
Natural disaster ====> Hurricane Katrina
Red day ======> 9/11
9  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Your true talent (Page 10) on: 3-05-2011 10:46 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on  3-05-2011 12:25 AM
Quote from: ILOVEIT on  2-05-2011 11:09 PM
talent kwa huh  Huh?


Talented people plenty oooo

Guy where u buy dat burger wen dey ur PP?  Grin Grin Grin Grin
10  Forum / Relationships & Romance / What keeps you going? on: 3-05-2011 01:58 PM
What really keeps you going apart from God? What is that thing or person... each time you remember or think of... apart from triggering an unspeakable joy inside of you, you just kind of feel that strong renewed strenght right deep inside of you urging you and giving you trillions of reasons why you must stay alive...Tell us if you do not see it as a secret...

Me? ....My daughter Wink
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Undisputed / Oustanding People on: 3-05-2011 01:50 PM
Name any UNDISPUTED you know and their area of DOMINANCE...could be human, animal, place, country, feeling etc.


Let me lead the pack...!!!

True Undiluted Love =========> ALMIGHTY GOD...Da Most Deff (Baba u 2 much!)   
Afro Beats             ======> Fela Anikulapo Kuti
Soccer              =========> Lionel Messi
UEFA Champions League =======> Real Madrid FC
Soccer Coach           ======> Jose Mourinho
Armed Robbery         =======> Lawrence Anini (lol)
Social Network        =======> Facebook
Hip/Hop Rap          ========> Tupac Amaru Shakur
Evil                =========> Devil
English premiership   =======> Liverpool FC (Go hug transformer if you no gbadun us)
Mobile Phone        =========> Controversial BlackBerry  (Kpako boys worst nightmare)
Black Race         ==========> Barack Obama
Children Industry ===========> Tuface '2baba' Idibia

Drop your own list...educate us all!
12  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Falling in love out of pity? on: 3-05-2011 12:34 AM
Quote from: misty120 on  2-05-2011 11:59 PM
Quote from: pkingx on  2-05-2011 01:37 AM
Is there any such thing as falling in love out of pity? Does it truly exist? If it does, is that kind of love real?...whats ur opinion?
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Anything is possible when it comes to love....but I would not want to the giver or receiver in such a union. I would think
a relationship blossoming from pity into love will soon fade into resentment.


Nail on d head!

13  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Falling in love out of pity? on: 2-05-2011 06:54 PM
Quote from: Ajento on  2-05-2011 02:59 PM
It happens when one is manipulated to fall in love out of pity and it never lasts.

Manipulated???
...u mean like him/she faking up a situation so as to gain his/her pity???
14  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (Page 10) on: 2-05-2011 06:47 PM
Quote from: divineproject on  2-05-2011 03:02 PM
Quote from: pkingx on  2-05-2011 02:48 PM
hehehehehe...dis is big time conspiracy!...ok...**MILITANT MODE ACTIVATED**

AK47=========>>>>sobeit
Rocket Launcher===========>>>>DK

hehehe, Leave my brothers alone oo, or I go help you deactivate this your mode......


ok ma i don leave dem...but i beg u make u ask DK to carry him free package comot from here...
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Falling in love out of pity? on: 2-05-2011 02:54 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on  2-05-2011 02:46 PM
Quote from: pkingx on  2-05-2011 01:37 AM
Is there any such thing as falling in love out of pity? Does it truly exist? If it does, is that kind of love real?...whats ur opinion?

Thats not encouraging, Why would one fall in love out of pity ? that sounds sick.

very SICK
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (Page 10) on: 2-05-2011 02:48 PM
hehehehehe...dis is big time conspiracy!...ok...**MILITANT MODE ACTIVATED**

AK47=========>>>>sobeit
Rocket Launcher===========>>>>DK
17  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Falling in love out of pity? on: 2-05-2011 02:41 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  2-05-2011 02:40 PM
Quote from: pkingx on  2-05-2011 02:22 PM
Quote from: mayorf on  2-05-2011 01:54 PM
us for me i tink is very possible fallin in love out of pity.why is becus evry day meetin, playin, walkin, chatin together i believe it makes some 2 no some one very well even the person's detail in life. then it will bring about helpin him or her in evry problem they find them self. whereby it will bring what we called dip trust and u no trust creates love why like is the finder of trust then trust is love!!! Shocked Roll Eyes :'( Grin 


Loving truly is way different from coexisting...ma opinion!


Correct! Wink

thx ur highness!
18  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Falling in love out of pity? on: 2-05-2011 02:40 PM
Quote from: TOCHI4LOVE on  2-05-2011 02:31 PM
IT'S ABOUT 10% YES BUT 90% NO NO NO MAN LOVE DOES NOT COMES OUT OF HAVEING A PITY TO SOME ONE OK, WELL I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE KIND OF LOVE YOUR TALKING ABOUT Huh?


Papa and mama kinna luv...copied?
19  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What would you change? on: 2-05-2011 02:38 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on  2-05-2011 02:17 PM
Quote from: sobeit on  2-05-2011 02:13 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on  2-05-2011 02:10 PM
Quote from: sobeit on  2-05-2011 02:05 PM
Quote from: pkingx on  2-05-2011 02:52 AM


If you had a chance to change one thing you consider as being completely
 ill concerning Love/romance among modern day babes n dudes...
                               ...what would that change be???



i will get rid of gayism .be it homosegxwal,lesbian and trans-segxwal for good.it's disgusting and pathetic.


I will make sure, I officially sign and seal the document for the move.  Cheesy Cheesy

 Grin i'm not surprise.i was very sure you gonna sign it.oya shift it to my bureau biko!  Cheesy




My PA will get that across to you asap !! Meanwhile i will fax you a copy first from my desk right now !!  Cheesy Cheesy



signature appended!
20  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Your true talent (Page 9) on: 2-05-2011 02:32 PM
being able to post a comment here is creativity na...or u think say e easy?
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