lmao

abi u sef wan buy 1 plot 4 there?

         

abeg bros,no let my head scatter for now o

yes o..infact fake love,dem go flash am come take am back

yea funny..nice one

gracias...

leave her alone! she no like you.wetin?

small chidrens must not read this o...they will dissapointed very mush

 
Three newly-wed women developed obsessions after giving birth to their first children. They saw a psychiatrist Dr P who decided the best way to help them was to conduct a group therapy session to openly discuss about their obsessions.

Dr P said to the first mother, "Your obsession is with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

Dr P then said to the second mother, "You’re totally obsessed with money. You’ve even named your child Penny."

At this moment, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

 
 

 
It was the start of a new school year. Jamie, a young and attractive lady teacher, was teaching a primary four class. After a few months, she noticed that there was one particular boy Tommy who wasn’t doing well in his class tests.

One day after school, Jamie asked the underperforming boy to stay back so that she could find out more about his difficulties.

Teacher: "Tommy, I noticed you have been doing poorly in your class tests recently. Are you facing any difficulties at home or in school?"

Tommy: "Teacher, I've fallen in love with someone.”

Teacher: "With whom?"

Tommy: "With you."

Teacher: *looks surprised* "But Tommy, you’re only ten years old now. Our age gap is too wide. I don't want a child."

Tommy: "Oh, don't worry Teacher. I know how to use a condom!"
 
 

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.



Back at home for a few days, the bride called her mother.

"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful dirty four-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home! Please, Mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home! Please, Mama!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama ... words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

GBAGAUN!!! 2-0

na only ppl wey smart fit get am...see as u fine,u come smile like pesin wey drink coke

na cow hin kiss...come lick d nose....ayamma!

oya come naw..but i fit no let u go o...lol

we suppose carry the poster gp firing squad sef

aw u take knw wetin dey my mind?

nah..d bull won its the man that lost,so its d man's em sontin dat he served

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day  roaming around in Mexico ..

             While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious  looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,  the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just  served?'

             The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those  are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this  morning. A delicacy!'

             The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

             The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one  serving per day be cause there is only one bull fight each morning. If you  come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this  delicacy.'

             The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and  that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After  a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,  'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw  you serve yesterday.'

            The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si,Senor.   Sometimes the bull wins.