wow! OMG! yay! no pb4.lol

lol...

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flyer miles.
 
They meet a  Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks  if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make  money, etc.
 
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of making love. 
 
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.
 
The Martian  responds, "Pretty much the way you do."
 
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 
 
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. 
 
"Why?" he  asks. "What's the matter?"
 
"Well," she  replies, "it's  just not long enough to reach me!"
 
"No  problem," he says,  and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.  With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
 
"Well," she says, "that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."
 
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
 
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and made mad passionate love.
 
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go  their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any  good?"
 
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was wonderful. How about you?"
 
"It was horrible," he replies.  "All I got was a headache . She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"

Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.

Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"Alright," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?

confirm utunu! ure surely a sweety...ama snatch u from Terry.lol

kai! stop dat thn...but she sabi package o.lol

babe,i no see d joke at all,na this ur ......................... catch my attention.

aw this one take conet to firing squad? this joke dey turn my belle.

this joke dry pass desert...is this kindergarten?         

dats rather xpensive u knw?

leave them...this english situation are not a easy something.

the boy na piggy bank?lmao

dnt worry il soon laff

u sure u wanna go? no b u girls dey flash bobby put am back inside?

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na so u no fit show ur face abi? sex na like alomo bitters,if u shack am u go horny.

i mean i still dey beg her make she show me her boobs.u go like c my granmama own?

all you b4 b4 pple don come again o.  

my gf? me sef still dey beg am.lol.abi u no dey see am 4 T.V?

oya go mop ur eyes water         

e fit u wella...u dey cry like sey u see honeypot