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I recently met a Duck on a mission to Nigeria at the NHC London. Out of curiosity I decided to find out what interest this strange August visitor has in my beloved country. We had the following conversation:
Justmystyle:
Hello Ducky duck, you Ok?
Duck:
Quack quack!! Am good…quack quack
Justmystyle:
I see you are in line to obtain a Nigeria tourist visa…..
Duck:
Quack quack!! Yes am going to quack Nigerian leaders…quack quack…
Justmystyle:
How do you mean quack Nigerian leaders? Nigeria leaders only speak politics and election language. At the moment, they are only interested in 9ja 50th birthday celebration, Presidential jet and INEC voter’s registration. They won’t understand your quacking language unless you have an election winning strategy.
Duck:
Quack quack!! I have a mission on behalf of Nigerian people. I am heading to – Nigeria –QuackingRock “Asorock”. I want to have a word or two with the sleeping leaders on the need for growth, transparency, good governance, basic health care, stable electricity, quality education, security, respect for human right and human dignity, cultural heritage, pollution clean up in Niger Delta, Kidnapping, Unemployment, civil instabilities, Bad roads, Security of lives and property, Business development, Police brutality, Fair and responsible judiciary, Sustainable welfare system for the people and Government accountability.
Justmystyle:
So what if they refuse to listen to your message?
Duck:
Quack quack quack quack quacccccccccckkkkk…….( duck eye don red O)
If they refused to listen to true message of the Duck then I will quack quack all my duck around the world and we will hover above asorock every morning with hot poo and dirty muddy water pouring on their heads, houses, offices, roads, Agbadas, Babrigas, their food and everything they own. We will quack them morning afternoon and night. We will quack them until they listen. We wil.......
Next please!!!!
At this point the embassy customer service representative called the next number.
Duck…I got to go…look out for my quacking journey update online at www.duckquacknigerialeaders.org
Duck: Nigeria immigration, where is my VISA…….
Please if you see a duck looking like man on a mission, point to the office of the Chairman, Governor, President, Senators, Reps, Police chiefs, and other leaders in Nigeria. The Duck is on a mission and our leaders might just listen to the quacking sound...
