I don't give a flaming phyuk!!

O boy, Naija people mumu! Because of say him from Ghana, so e dey okay for naija person to smoke in a room with non-smokers init? Which dey wey naija people bin dey complain of african racism because libyans kill naija people, na una dey support that rare combination of good for nothing and up to something bitch called Tonto Dikeh for smoking,,, make una manage get brains oh,,, my people dey die for lack of knowledge, wisdom and understanding!

New word in the english dictionary WENGER (wen-ger)
Adjective: Too stubborn to see the truth
Synonyms: Foolish, unwise, mumu, alagidi
Examples:
(i) You must be a WENGER for you to have tried robbing the bank
(ii) He told u the well is deep but you WENGERLY jumped inside
(iii) Please stop being a WENGER
(iv) I was told to join man utd, but out of WENGERNESS i refused.

Manchester United continued their perfect start to the season with a spectacular 8-2 win over an increasingly beleaguered Arsenal at Old Trafford.

A Wayne Rooney hat-trick and a brace for Ashley Young, as well as strikes for Danny Welbeck, Nani and Park Ji-Sung exemplified the gulf in class between the two sides, as Theo Walcott and Robin Van Persie replied with strikes worthy of mere consolation. Sir Alex Ferguson insisted that Manchester City’s  5-1 win away to Tottenham earlier on Sunday would have no affect on his team prior to kick-off but with their noisy neighbours raucous in the capital, there can be little doubt that the Scot will have expected a statement of equal intent from his charges against the league’s other north London side.

He named an unchanged side for the clash, with both Welbeck and Tom Cleverley rewarded for their fine recent performances with starting berths.

The youthful make up of the hosts was somewhat mirrored by their opponents, with Arsene Wenger giving 20-year-old Francis Coquelin his league debut, though it appeared a decision borne out of necessity, with the visitors’ squad left threadbare due to a number of recent injuries, as well as the departures of Samir Nasri and Cesc Fabregas.

The champions started accordingly and the mobility of the United front line left the Gunners' prospects looking inauspicious within the opening 10 minutes and Welbeck's break away from Squillaci in the seventh should have yielded more than the limp left-footed effort it produced.

Arsenal were offering promise going forward but the air of inevitability surrounding an opener for the home side was soon justified in painful fashion for Wenger, as Anderson's fine lofted ball was allowed to bounce in the box by the Gunners' inexperienced defence, allowing Welbeck to nod home with ease on the 22nd minute.

As the French boss watched on like a man down on his luck, his side were offered a somewhat fortuitous opportunity of getting back into the game, as Theo Walcott fell in the box under pressure from Jonny Evans. Assistant Darren Cann deemed it worthy of a penalty to the disbelief of the Northern Irishman but as Robin Van Persie saw his weak effort from the spot saved by the under-fire David De Gea, you couldn't help but feel that the perennial nature of Arsenal's decline was being played out with almost satirical predictability.

READ MORE @ http://www.goal.com/en-gb/match/60176/manchester-united-vs-arsenal/report

The U.S. magazine claiming Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's relationship is in crisis hit newsstands today with a string of allegations about the couple's marriage.

In a six-page-long article, InTouch makes a series of claims - even alleging Will caught Jada and her Hawthorne co-star together in one of their homes in Los Angeles.

Yesterday Will and Jada's spokespeople made two separate statements denying claims the couple had split after InTouch released a statement, pre-empting today's explosive edition.
And a representative for Anthony - who split from wife Jennifer Lopez last month - also 'unequivocally' denied reports the American singer-songwriter was involved in an off-screen affair with his Hawthorne co-star Jada, after the rumour mill went into overdrive.
But today all parties involved will face fresh anguish as the magazine was published, with a dramatic cover headline: 'Two marriages destroyed: Jada steals J.Lo's husband!'
It was reported yesterday that Will and Jada have now got their legal team involved as the plot possible legal action to take against the magazine.
Today's article claims Will was left in floods of tears after catching Marc and Jade together in their Hidden Hills mansion in Los Angeles.

Read more @ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2029700/Will-Smith-caught-Jada-Pinkett-Marc-Anthony-family-home.html

about time we give the naija police some applause,,, they've foiled a couple of bomb threats and now found the kidnappers!
Now we'll know who's involved from Mikel's family!

okay make we see am this way, na my own shoe wey I start to sell things with my own money. You make inside, I say I no won sell you anything, na force?!

na legit reason be that oh!!

na waooooooooooo 

The kidnappers of Michael Obi, the father of Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel, have made contact with the family.

The midfielder’s father has not been seen since Friday evening, but the family have now received two phone calls from the abductors.
Despite finding out the news of his father going missing on Saturday, Mikel played in Sunday’s 0-0 draw for Chelsea away at Stoke.

A family source told KickOffNigeria.com: “They called mummy [Mikel’s mother] and told her that we should not bother looking for Daddy in Jos because he has been taken to Lagos."

A second call from the abductors was also made to the family revealing the location of the car which Mr. Obi was driving when he was taken.

But Tony Obi, the eldest of the Obi children, refused to say where the car had been found.

He said: “Yes, we have found the car. I can't say anything more for now.”

Mikel had earlier made an emotional plea on TV appealing to his father’s abductors for his safe return.

"I've always tried to help the country, this is the time for the country to help me," Mikel told Sky Sports News.

"Whoever knows where my dad is should please contact me."

A woman killed her husband because he forgot her 45th birthday.

Lyalya Tupikova told police that her husband Khalpik failed to remember her special day before going to work in the morning.

When he returned home again from his office job, she was expecting a bunch of flowers and a present - but he brought nothing.




Even when she cooked a candlelit dinner for two, he was oblivious to her big day.

'It was all too much for her and suddenly during the meal she seized a kitchen knife and stabbed him just above the heart,' said a police spokesman in a village near Astrakhan in southern Russia.

The 50-year-old collapsed and died soon afterwards from severe blood loss.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026800/Woman-kills-husband-forgetting-45th-birthday.html

Tupikova confessed her guilt and is now awaiting sentencing.

During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by
the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a
hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go
down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at
least they would die laughing.

The navigator went down and said to the crew, "What would
you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my dick
against the table?"

The crew burst laughing. So the navigator pulled his dick out
and whammed it on the table. Just when the dick hit the table,
a huge explosion tore the ship apart. The only survivors were
the captain and the navigator.

As they floated around in a lifeboat captain asked the navigator,
"Well, the crew really laughed. What did you do?" The
navigator told him.

The captain replied, "Well, you better be careful with that dick
of yours. The torpedo missed!"

so dem go do the business na? una no understand this simple joke too? so the santa go fcuk him mama,,, una don rest?

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

I call racism on that ... oh wait O.o lol, wetin concern me? Jim Iyke and that other chick dey give me half of wetin dem dey earn?

na shame say na my joke him start to dey post with!

There was a married couple sleeping and a thief entered into their house. The killer put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?”

”My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.

The killer said, “You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill you.”

The killer then turned to the husband and asked, “What is your name?”

“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth.”

 

I guess