BLIND FAITH


A man wakes up one morning with the filthiest hangover and no recollection of the night before. Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He looks around the room to find his clothes are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top. The bedroom is immaculate. On the bedside table is a note, which says, 'Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen. I love you.'
Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, fresh OJ and freshly brewed coffee laid out waiting for him, along with the morning paper - and his 15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast.
'Tell me, son,' he asks, 'what happened last night?'
'Well, says the boy, 'you came home so blind drunk you didn't even know your own name. You nearly broke the door down, then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye.'
'Christ!' says the man. 'Then how come my clothes are all folded, the house is tidy and my breakfast is ready?'
'When Mum dragged you into the bedroom and tried to get your trousers off to put you into bed, you shouted at her, 'Get your filthy hands off me, you wh*re, I'm married!''

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One evening Alex Ferguson's phone rings. It's the fire brigade telling him that Old Traffod is on fire.

"The cups!" shouts Ferguson. "Save the cups!"

"Don't worry, sir," says the fireman. "The flames haven't got to the canteen yet."

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A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings.
The man picks up, listens for a second and says, 'How the hell would I know, you idiot? I'm not a weatherman,' before slamming down the receiver.
'Who was that?' asks his wife.
'Wrong number. It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.'

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A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

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For all my pals, this attachment of this joke is now ready for the viewing pleasure of my pals in Adult 18+ section.


Happy viewing.

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Toks my pal, na because of you I wan post this nice pic. If you det behind me, na as if God behind me, so whatever anybody say, becuase of you I go post am.
Happy viewing...



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CONTRIBUTIONS NEEDED..

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Kido,
God gp butter your bread, as for that Rezi or weting dem dey call am, hin don dey come for him under wear. Na dat kind of person dey enjiy am pass.

If you no wnat go another forum.
Hido, I owe you one my dear.

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Oyinyenaija,
I heard it tru grapevine that you farted last time weh the bobo visit, it is because of people like you I no dey sleep, I dey do research make we help una. Yet you dey criticise me. No be fun this place be. Any topic, any issue make we no feel shy, Me shy no dey for my dictionary.

If person fart gboaaaah, another school of taught revealed that na real grade A Jedijedi be that one, The prick go soon yamutu finally. But good news to those people wey get this kind problem. I get one baba, him specialisation na Jedi.
He no dey collect sisi. Just follwo his instruction weg him give me:

I kanhun bilala (the one dem dey use for draw okro soup)
Ata Ijosi (Wild Chilly)
Omi battery (battery water)
Gamale 20 (Gamalin 20)
mix am together. The man would use Aake eleran (butcher axe) do 1000 incision (gbere 1000) on top of his kokro and mix all these ingredents together and rub am on top of his kinni.
From that day till hin go die, he no go smell Jedijedi again.
CONTRA-INDICATION: Despite the high death rate resulting from the use of this formular, people still dey partronise the baba.

Tell your boyfriend to try am and come give me the reply. But if hin kick the bucket, you should know that neither NAFDAC nor WHO approved this medication.

Abi dis one na Xrate adult 18+again?

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Sillijoker, all of you say me I don spoil finish, yet you dey ask for attachment, all of you are hypocrites!!! You are just calling dog bad name in order to use am for pepper soup, I no go post nathing !!!!!

Guys for your information, this one also get attachment too !!!

Oyinyenaija, you sure say you no dey eye me??? I suspect that you are try to send me a message, The way you dey attack me all the time is extra-ordinary, but sha am taken already!!! Am waiting for Philomena to answer my proposal, then if answer no dey good, they I would come back to you and show you pepper.
 

Have we agreed that this nice picture should be posted for the viewing pleasure of my pals!!!

Abeg,
It is common among these white people to fart, anywhere, anyhow and they don't even see anything bad about it. To add insult to injury, they would even smile or laugh after farting instead of covering their face in shame. In my country and tribe, if you fart where people are or even in front of your in-laws, you have lost that wife, no appeal. If you are about to marry and you go to your in-laws for greeting or introduction and you fart, that is the end of that marriage. People go to the extent of leaving a room if they want to fart and make sure the smell has escaped before coming back to re-join the gathering again. We believe a man who farts cannot satisfy their partners.

From my research, there are two types of farts, the SILENT and the NOISY ones. The charactics of each one is that the noisy ones does not smell a lot, but the silent one is the silent killer.

The big question on this forum is that  IS IT NORMAL OR ALLOWED TO FART WHILE ON TOP OF A WOMAN Guys I need you contributions. LADIES would you smile about it if a man farts on top of you...

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olachi,
E be se I don dey fall for you.. I like your smiling face, It is just you are a reverend sister!!!! Anyway, if vacancy dey, remember say my application dey on queue 

Anyway, by polular demand, I would post the athachee but on the condition that you follow me to Adult 18+ section. The material is too hot for here. Otherwise I may be banned from here.

So if you agree, I would post it immediately for your viewing please.

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If you like consult oracle, I no go post that athacheee until I get my 10 gbosas.
Otherwise, no show

Guys,

this tory get attachment. Trust me. I always go around with my camera. I took the picture when the lady atually disgraced the boy's family!!!
I must confess that it is too hot to be posted here.

I would need 10 gbosas on this forum before I am permitted to post it for your viewing pleasure.

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thank u all for all the kudos. I am highly flattered.

That is the work of brain(ise opolo niyen)

cheers!!!!

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guys, I forgot to add this, all the young girls around your area can now sleep and close two eyes, because you are no longer going to be a threat to them!!!!!