wetin catch u 4 eyes self

Posted: at 9-04-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin catch u 4 eyes self

Nothing...

Posted: at 9-04-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no b u o jare, na sillbaby27

Posted: at 9-04-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no b u o jare, na sillbaby27

Ok, Iphie how are you today? Hope you slept well?

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yes we did

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u wit who, did slep well

@silly j, babe i did slept well, slept well so tie i ova slep self

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

we are saying d same thing

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u wit who. emmy no make me vespa o?

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u wit who, did slep well

@silly j, babe i did slept well, slept well so tie i ova slep self

 

Posted: at 9-04-2009 11:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

close o dent, 9ice tooth paste

Posted: at 9-04-2009 12:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

close o dent, 9ice tooth paste

Do you sell it? Iphie, are you advertising mint-o-dent?

Posted: at 9-04-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

close o dent, 9ice tooth paste

Do you sell it? Iphie, are you advertising mint-o-dent?

i tot u were using 'close down' ooo

so wats d secret of the whiteys?

Posted: at 9-04-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

enough kissies is d secret...kis in d morn,after,nite,

Posted: at 9-04-2009 12:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

enough kissies is d secret...kis in d morn,after,nite,

wow!!!!

silly j oooo

come kiss me


hahahah

Posted: at 9-04-2009 12:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

You mean say to rest in a car na problem.

Posted: at 9-04-2009 12:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

close o dent, 9ice tooth paste

Do you sell it? Iphie, are you advertising mint-o-dent?

i tot u were using 'close down' ooo

so wats d secret of the whiteys?

You sure, you wanna know? Ok, come see me at home... and I'll tell you. OK?

Posted: at 9-04-2009 01:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Jane had been driving 16 hours straight and was still at least six hours away from her destination. It was almost eight o'clock in the morning and she was very tired.

After dozing off and nearly crashing into a telephone pole, she decided to pull onto a side road and rest.

Jane turned off the car and closed her eyes ... drifting off to sleep, precious sleep ...

When an old man in a bright blue jogging suit knocked on her window, scaring her half to death.

'Sorry to wake you,' he huffed, jogging in place. 'But can you tell me what time it is?'

Jane glanced at her watch. '8:15,' she said through the glass.

The old man thanked her, then left.

'Just my luck,' she muttered. 'I'm parked on someone's jogging route.'

With a sigh, she settled back into her seat and tried to fall asleep.

Two male joggers in their thirties knocked on her window. If she hadn't been really tired, she would have found them cute. Now, they were just annoying.

'Hi,' the blond jogger said.

'Do you have the time?' his brown-haired friend asked.

Jane sighed and looked at her watch. '8:19,' she said.

'Thanks,' they said, then jogged off.

Jane looked down the road and saw more joggers coming her way. Irritated, she retrieved a pen from the glove box and scrawled 'I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME' on the back of a magazine. She put the hastily constructed sign in the window and settled back to sleep.

A thin, pale jogger knocked on the window just as she started dozing off.

Jane pointed at the sign and shouted, 'Can't you read?'

To which he replied, 'Sure I can, ma'am. I just wanted to let you know: It's 8:27.'

 

i cant believe i actually read dis well,nice joke silly....

Posted: at 9-04-2009 01:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

WAS COOKING HERE??

Posted: at 9-04-2009 01:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

WAS COOKING HERE??

nothing where u travel gooo......missed ur black ass

Posted: at 9-04-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

WAS COOKING HERE??

nothing where u travel gooo......missed ur black ass

Hey that sounds rude...!

Posted: at 9-04-2009 01:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

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