Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

AND DO YOU EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Posted: at 2-07-2009 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

you sure say this your joke no get virus.............

Posted: at 2-07-2009 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

@poster>dis no be jokeoooo,na thought provoking words!!!! hmmm i kinda like it

Posted: at 2-07-2009 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

abi

Posted: at 2-07-2009 06:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

seen dis b4

Posted: at 2-07-2009 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Nice 1. I always wonder d moskito own 2.

Posted: at 3-07-2009 12:43 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what is dis....question and answer...na jamb na......

Posted: at 3-07-2009 07:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hey boo

Posted: at 3-07-2009 07:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

hi...sweetie...was cooking....

Posted: at 3-07-2009 07:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nothing is cooking ooo

Posted: at 3-07-2009 07:22 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

find another forum post  this idot of yours.
djmout

Posted: at 4-07-2009 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 5-07-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

lol

Posted: at 6-07-2009 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

nice one

Posted: at 7-07-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 7-07-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

OMG !! sumone sent dat to ma mail last year ... lolzzz ...


...and I still think its hilarious !! 

Posted: at 7-07-2009 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u go wonder tire

Posted: at 7-07-2009 09:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

abi

Posted: at 8-07-2009 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Seen it b4
 but it sure gets me excitd evrytym

Posted: at 8-07-2009 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Passing

Posted: at 8-07-2009 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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