A CEO (and member of Forbes 400!) throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you."

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!" 

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Posted: at 16-07-2009 06:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Cool but still refrabicated Dude.

Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

reproduced

Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Name it

Posted: at 16-07-2009 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Reported

Posted: at 17-07-2009 02:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

coming

Posted: at 18-07-2009 02:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

photocopy ko easy

Posted: at 18-07-2009 04:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

CLOSE YA 38 SMALL NA

Posted: at 19-07-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

very cool

Posted: at 20-07-2009 03:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Kini big deal

Posted: at 20-07-2009 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

copy cat...OLE!!! yu stole the joke and rebrand it!

Posted: at 20-07-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

proudly naija....ole

Posted: at 20-07-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

haha

Posted: at 20-07-2009 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I GO KILL PERSON HERE OO!!

Posted: at 21-07-2009 05:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

make i commot first

Posted: at 21-07-2009 05:23 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

GO WHERE?

Posted: at 21-07-2009 06:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 21-07-2009 06:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I GO KILL PERSON HERE OO!!

Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

GO WHERE?

Running

Posted: at 22-07-2009 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

who wan kill pesin for here?

Posted: at 22-07-2009 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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