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Date: 15-02-2009 8:54 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 15-02-2009 08:54 AM (15 years ago)
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A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather sexy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

 Smiley Smiley Smiley

Posted: at 15-02-2009 08:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 03:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Rezi... meaning?
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago)
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meaning hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
check your d*cksionary.
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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y u quiet? u for talk na
Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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no worry. i get drugs wey dey open person voice
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 12:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-02-2009 05:26 PM
no worry. i get drugs wey dey open person voice

Use am... you need am Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

who need drugs, dr or patient
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 16-02-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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i tire for yu o sillyjokker..., edit ur jokes b4 posting na?....
Posted: at 16-02-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 17-02-2009 11:13 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm mchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted: at 17-02-2009 11:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 17-02-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-02-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 20-02-2009 03:40 PM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 20-02-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago)
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i go delete ur joke o.... oya give itumo now now!!!
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 20-02-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago)
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No comment
No comment
No comment o
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-02-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago)
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sillyjoker,neva mind dem,dey donot understand the joke at all.u 2much
Posted: at 27-02-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 27-02-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 27-02-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 28-02-2009 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 20-02-2009 05:37 PM
i go delete ur joke o.... oya give itumo now now!!!

Which language you dey speak Mr. Kido? Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-02-2009 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talktimi at 1-03-2009 12:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Kasa final . Doshe abeg leave sillyjoker alone jo. Go & write ur own jokes , edit them & read them on ur own . He is makin up laff here .
Posted: at 1-03-2009 12:33 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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