You vs. Your Boss

Date: 15-02-2009 3:43 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 15-02-2009 03:43 PM (16 years ago)
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When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
 Huh? Huh?


Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 04:26 PM (16 years ago)
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wetin u expect? that na y we be boss. PERIOD
Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 04:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Rezi... who make you boss?

Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago)
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no take common eye look me oh
Posted: at 15-02-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 16-02-2009 03:02 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 15-02-2009 04:33 PM
Rezi... who make you boss?

me  i am the C.E.O.. Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2009 03:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 06:52 AM (16 years ago)
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Na lie na me b d CEO na.

Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 10:17 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-02-2009 05:25 PM
no take common eye look me oh

Ok, I go take un-common eye look you. Rezi! Rezi!

Posted: at 16-02-2009 10:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 10:22 AM (16 years ago)
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Hmm al dis kolo pple.

Posted: at 16-02-2009 10:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 11:26 AM (16 years ago)
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take tym o why u dey call silly chick kolo
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 07:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 11:26 AM
take tym o why u dey call silly chick kolo

wetin concern you Grin

Posted: at 7-03-2009 07:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-03-2009 08:32 PM (16 years ago)
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hmmm

Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:32 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 08:34 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  7-03-2009 08:32 PM
hmmm

meaning?  Undecided

Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-03-2009 08:39 PM (16 years ago)
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something hang 4 in neck..Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 08:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-03-2009 08:39 PM
something hang 4 in neck..Grin

OK, I see... sorry o! Sad

Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-03-2009 08:46 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 08:40 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  7-03-2009 08:39 PM
something hang 4 in neck..Grin

OK, I see... sorry o! Sad

Posted: at 9-03-2009 08:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 10-03-2009 01:45 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 07:24 PM
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 11:26 AM
take tym o why u dey call silly chick kolo

wetin concern you Grin




silly chick, i care 4 u ooooo
Posted: at 10-03-2009 01:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 07:22 AM (16 years ago)
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posing
Posted: at 11-03-2009 07:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-03-2009 01:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 10-03-2009 01:45 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 07:24 PM
Quote from: size1 on 16-02-2009 11:26 AM
take tym o why u dey call silly chick kolo

wetin concern you Grin




silly chick, i care 4 u ooooo

You try... thanks for the care, but you jump off the bridge...lemme miss you. Huh?

Posted: at 12-03-2009 01:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 12-03-2009 01:55 PM (16 years ago)
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o u want me to jump wit u
Posted: at 12-03-2009 01:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-03-2009 01:57 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 12-03-2009 01:55 PM
o u want me to jump wit u

No... just jump I'll miss you. Roll Eyes

Posted: at 12-03-2009 01:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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