Wink, Wink

Date: 15-02-2009 3:48 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 15-02-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
 Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 15-02-2009 04:01 PM (15 years ago)
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i no understand dis one at all
Posted: at 15-02-2009 04:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 16-02-2009 04:52 AM (15 years ago)
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silly jokker u no they fear to mention that thing self..Grin
Posted: at 16-02-2009 04:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 06:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Silly na waoh
Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 16-02-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 04:52 AM
silly jokker u no they fear to mention that thing self..Grin

I dey fear o! Condomzzzzzzz .....Condomzzzzzxxxxx Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago)
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silly baby, u no dey tire?
Posted: at 16-02-2009 12:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 17-02-2009 02:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 16-02-2009 11:43 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 04:52 AM
silly jokker u no they fear to mention that thing self..Grin

I dey fear o! Condomzzzzzzz .....Condomzzzzzxxxxx Roll Eyes

 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 17-02-2009 02:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 20-02-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 17-02-2009 02:06 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 16-02-2009 11:43 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 16-02-2009 04:52 AM
silly jokker u no they fear to mention that thing self..Grin

I dey fear o! Condomzzzzzzz .....Condomzzzzzxxxxx Roll Eyes

 Shocked Shocked
Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 20-02-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago)
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 :'(  :'( :'( i'm off 4 weekend
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 20-02-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 20-02-2009 03:58 PM
:'(  :'( :'( i'm off 4 weekend


odabo...byebye.. wetin yu dey wait for? where u wan go for wkend? e no go pass those mountains for ya village... bring grasscutter for me o... Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-02-2009 06:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Kido God no go let "àtènujè" kil u o.
Posted: at 21-02-2009 06:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 08:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 20-02-2009 05:34 PM
Quote from: size1 on 20-02-2009 03:58 PM
:'(  :'( :'( i'm off 4 weekend


odabo...byebye.. wetin yu dey wait for? where u wan go for wkend? e no go pass those mountains for ya village... bring grasscutter for me o... Grin

you too dey speak in tongue Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2009 08:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-03-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 7-03-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- presciousoluchi at 7-03-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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hei...........all u post to dey long oooooooooooo
Posted: at 7-03-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-03-2009 05:06 PM (15 years ago)
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she is attending special training for "longitudinal longness" of jokes


hehehehehe
Posted: at 7-03-2009 05:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- iphie at 7-03-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago)
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babe dat was too much, u killed me, God i cant stop laughing, nice winker am winking too, abeg recommend dosage.
Posted: at 7-03-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 7-03-2009 07:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  7-03-2009 06:41 PM
babe dat was too much, u killed me, God i cant stop laughing, nice winker am winking too, abeg recommend dosage.
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-03-2009 07:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 9-03-2009 09:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  7-03-2009 07:14 PM
Quote from: iphie on  7-03-2009 06:41 PM
babe dat was too much, u killed me, God i cant stop laughing, nice winker am winking too, abeg recommend dosage.
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-03-2009 09:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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so funny
Posted: at 11-03-2009 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 12-03-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 11-03-2009 03:20 PM
so funny

Thanks Wink
Posted: at 12-03-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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