DICK TRANSPLANT

Date: 25-04-2012 4:39 pm (12 years ago) | Author: akeem saliu
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- at 25-04-2012 04:39 PM (12 years ago)
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A man had a bad case of stammering.He went to many doctors
over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor
said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The
man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The
doctor replied, "Your d!ck is very, very large. The weight of your
di!k is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your
stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a d!ck
transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he
agreed to a transplant. Several dayslater the doctor called the man
up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The
transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could
speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while
he began to miss his large d!ck, and how the girls used to love it.
He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful
for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but
I miss my old d!ck. Please find the transplant donor and tell him
that we have to exchange d!cks back." The doctor shook his head
and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo,
impossible."

Posted: at 25-04-2012 04:39 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 25-04-2012 04:46 PM (12 years ago)
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chaii u don lost ur dick 2 doctor be datooo
Posted: at 25-04-2012 04:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- femiparadise at 25-04-2012 06:03 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4 bt i still  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-04-2012 06:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ANELEEVEREST at 25-04-2012 07:15 PM (12 years ago)
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FEMI na u know Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-04-2012 07:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 25-04-2012 08:15 PM (12 years ago)
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haaaa wayo doc
Posted: at 25-04-2012 08:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- tesboy at 28-04-2012 12:39 PM (11 years ago)
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SO PEOPLE LIKE BIG D!~CK
Posted: at 28-04-2012 12:39 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jaolab at 28-04-2012 12:54 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-04-2012 12:54 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- habiziz at 29-04-2012 03:03 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin. made my night Grin
Posted: at 29-04-2012 03:03 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 29-04-2012 02:05 PM (11 years ago)
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diz na dick changer, i no follow for diz one na....
Posted: at 29-04-2012 02:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 29-04-2012 02:48 PM (11 years ago)
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U sure?
Posted: at 29-04-2012 02:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-04-2012 04:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Yes nah
Posted: at 29-04-2012 04:47 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 29-04-2012 09:41 PM (11 years ago)
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yeye people una weldon
Posted: at 29-04-2012 09:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-04-2012 10:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-04-2012 10:35 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wakawaka247 at 30-04-2012 09:07 AM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 30-04-2012 09:07 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-04-2012 10:23 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 30-04-2012 10:23 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 1-05-2012 06:31 AM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 1-05-2012 06:31 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- italyboy at 1-05-2012 08:50 AM (11 years ago)
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This one na Joke abi na yoke?
Posted: at 1-05-2012 08:50 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Ifodia at 1-05-2012 09:24 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-05-2012 09:24 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 1-05-2012 10:00 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 1-05-2012 10:00 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 1-05-2012 01:35 PM (11 years ago)
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amudike
Posted: at 1-05-2012 01:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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