TRUE CONFESSIONS

Date: 16-02-2009 6:00 pm (16 years ago) | Author: bob peter
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 True Confessions!!!!

Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday.

They agreed it’s so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.

Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others.

He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses".

 

They all agreed to this.

This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"!

The other pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"
   

The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell.

He stood up and said "My brothers my problem is gossip, there is nothing I hear that I don’t tell everyone! Infact I can't sit anymore. I have to share this with the congregation!

Nice Day

 

 

Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- izzy4life at 16-02-2009 06:15 PM (16 years ago)
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funny.  the other two don enter soup
Posted: at 16-02-2009 06:15 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 16-02-2009 08:06 PM (16 years ago)
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very funny!
Posted: at 16-02-2009 08:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-02-2009 10:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted b20.

Posted: at 16-02-2009 10:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 17-02-2009 12:21 AM (16 years ago)
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nice but is posted b100
Posted: at 17-02-2009 12:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 17-02-2009 06:47 AM (16 years ago)
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tanx
Posted: at 17-02-2009 06:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 23-02-2009 07:25 PM (16 years ago)
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nice one Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-02-2009 07:25 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 23-02-2009 08:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Wetin nice inside na?
Posted b10000

Posted: at 23-02-2009 08:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 23-02-2009 09:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Omat, thats avery good one!

Posted: at 23-02-2009 09:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 23-02-2009 10:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 23-02-2009 09:49 PM
Omat, thats avery good one!
a very good one?Huh?? wen judges said posted b10000000000000000000!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 23-02-2009 10:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- welli at 1-03-2009 05:03 PM (16 years ago)
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My ribs eh!! Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 1-03-2009 05:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 3-03-2009 10:06 PM (16 years ago)
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EHN HEN! SO DEY DON POST AM B1000.LEAVE AM 4 US WEY JUST SEE AM MAKE WE ENJOY AM

Posted: at 3-03-2009 10:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 3-03-2009 10:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  3-03-2009 10:06 PM
EHN HEN! SO DEY DON POST AM B1000.LEAVE AM 4 US WEY JUST SEE AM MAKE WE ENJOY AM
leave wetin for una... abeg.... next person pleaseeeee................
Posted: at 3-03-2009 10:12 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- sogboye at 3-03-2009 10:27 PM (16 years ago)
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funny! bt y dey no bury am inside water and pray 4 4givnes 4 all deir sins.
Posted: at 3-03-2009 10:27 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 4-03-2009 07:54 PM (16 years ago)
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old joke, posted b4
Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 18-04-2009 09:48 PM (16 years ago)
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lol...ame bo
Posted: at 18-04-2009 09:48 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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