female vs men prayer!

FEMALE VS MEN PRAYER!

I think this sums up the difference between what woman and men want.

FEMALE PRAYER;
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.]
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

Posted: at 24-02-2009 04:00 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Wetin b dis na?

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Posted: at 24-02-2009 07:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol
michybaby r u talking from xperience?

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Posted: at 25-02-2009 03:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

michybaby, na your prayer be dis? even if you do 40days and nites dry fasting and prayer kon do alnight join, baba GOD no go answer that prayer

Posted: at 25-02-2009 05:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pator mrs kido

Posted: at 26-02-2009 01:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u no go knw am again! pretenders do the worst! naur kind dey impregnate ur househelp.

Posted: at 28-02-2009 03:30 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Ur behind is tight,just don't border ill kome 4 u

Posted: at 28-02-2009 06:41 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

watin be this na...change am fast fast b4 i vex..

Posted: at 1-03-2009 02:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ILLITERATE!!!!

Posted: at 2-03-2009 04:59 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

When did they release you from d psychriatic hospital?

Posted: at 2-03-2009 05:04 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming