female vs men prayer!

Date: 24-02-2009 4:00 pm (15 years ago) | Author: michelle isreal
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- at 24-02-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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FEMALE VS MEN PRAYER!

I think this sums up the difference between what woman and men want.


FEMALE PRAYER;
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.]
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

Posted: at 24-02-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 24-02-2009 06:04 PM (15 years ago)
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ehennnn

tell me somtin


hehehehheheh


nice one sha

but not all men drink oh

Posted: at 24-02-2009 06:04 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gwhy at 24-02-2009 07:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Wetin b dis na?

Posted: at 24-02-2009 07:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 25-02-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Na poem be this or na note?

Posted: at 25-02-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 25-02-2009 03:56 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
michybaby r u talking from xperience?

Posted: at 25-02-2009 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 25-02-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-02-2009 07:53 PM
Wetin b dis na?

UR LIFE HISTORY
Posted: at 25-02-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 25-02-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago)
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michybaby, na your prayer be dis? even if you do 40days and nites dry fasting and prayer kon do alnight join, baba GOD no go answer that prayer
Posted: at 25-02-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 25-02-2009 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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michybaby?,,  i beg which one be ... 'how big is my behind?' interprete i beg.....
Posted: at 25-02-2009 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 26-02-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago)
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pator mrs kido
Posted: at 26-02-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 28-02-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Dis kind of prayer way dem come send so. Heaven sef no go welcome am... Mchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Posted: at 28-02-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 28-02-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 25-02-2009 05:40 PM
michybaby?,,  i beg which one be ... 'how big is my behind?' interprete i beg.....

u no go knw am again! pretenders do the worst! naur kind dey impregnate ur househelp.
Posted: at 28-02-2009 03:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 28-02-2009 06:22 PM (15 years ago)
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michybaby but na only question e ask say how big is ur behind which one kon dey impregnate house help?
Posted: at 28-02-2009 06:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diolly at 28-02-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Ur behind is tight,just don't border ill kome 4 u Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-02-2009 06:41 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 28-02-2009 11:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: diolly on 28-02-2009 06:41 PM
Ur behind is tight,just don't border ill kome 4 u Roll Eyes

huh?

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 28-02-2009 11:53 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 1-03-2009 02:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: diolly on 28-02-2009 06:41 PM
Ur behind is tight,just don't border ill kome 4 u Roll Eyes

watin be this na...change am fast fast b4 i vex.. Angry
Posted: at 1-03-2009 02:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 2-03-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 24-02-2009 07:53 PM
Wetin b dis na?

NA UR HEAD!
Posted: at 2-03-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- michybaby at 2-03-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on 25-02-2009 10:04 AM
Na poem be this or na note?

ILLITERATE!!!!
Posted: at 2-03-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 2-03-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: michybaby on 28-02-2009 03:30 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 25-02-2009 05:40 PM
michybaby?,,  i beg which one be ... 'how big is my behind?' interprete i beg.....

u no go knw am again! pretenders do the worst! naur kind dey impregnate ur househelp.


see am for ur poem na? no be yu talk am ? see me see wahala ohhh.... Tongue
Posted: at 2-03-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 2-03-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: diolly on 28-02-2009 06:41 PM
Ur behind is tight,just don't border ill kome 4 u Roll Eyes

When did they release you from d psychriatic hospital?
Posted: at 2-03-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 2-03-2009 05:06 PM (15 years ago)
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na from window he follow escape.....
Posted: at 2-03-2009 05:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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