female vs men prayer! (Page 3)

Date: 24-02-2009 4:00 pm (16 years ago) | Author: michelle isreal
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- michybaby at 4-03-2009 07:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  3-03-2009 10:06 PM
KPC: means Kolo People's Clinic.... now the clinic wey we dey carry people we kolo go....

big mouth! i ask u?
no wonder! thats where ur coming frm, right? Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:22 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 4-03-2009 07:55 PM (16 years ago)
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shey u be patient 4 there b4
Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kesterjoe at 4-03-2009 08:04 PM (16 years ago)
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that's cool but better work next time
Posted: at 4-03-2009 08:04 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 4-03-2009 10:17 PM (16 years ago)
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michybaby, y u come waste space like this na?..... u dey follow pesin vex?
Posted: at 4-03-2009 10:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 5-03-2009 07:21 AM (16 years ago)
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i wonder oooo i even think say na something she wan put 4 there not knowing say na empty space..u go go K.P.C OOOOO
Posted: at 5-03-2009 07:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- laydeelaracraft at 6-03-2009 10:41 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  3-03-2009 08:57 PM
Quote from: laydeelaracraft on  3-03-2009 03:25 AM
Smiley all the men r happy with their bit except for the drinking part and ofcourse they r fascinated with "ur behind" part of the email so add the big bum n remove the drinks n they gud to go  Tongue and no women has been complainin so well done michybaby rite on the point  Grin

Emma Size1 iphie lets all join rezi in curing dis girl of ...................................


Of wot doshe....... i no undastand why una no dey talk wot u mean sef.... typical men!!!
Posted: at 6-03-2009 10:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- laydeelaracraft at 6-03-2009 10:45 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  3-03-2009 12:58 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  3-03-2009 07:22 AM
na ur hair long like this lol na whaooo...u be mix breed...Grin

emma, watch ur language, babe no mind am him no knw say u b multicast

If by multicast u mean, one parent from Egba n d other Egbado for Ogun State and they born me for PH.... then GUILTY!!!
and to think I am starting to believe Naija men r almost expert in the ATTACHMENT (Hair extention fields) .... My boi Bakassi is rite where m in men stand for muggun monkey ....) w in women stand for WISE
Posted: at 6-03-2009 10:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-03-2009 11:43 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: diolly on 28-02-2009 06:41 PM
Ur behind is tight,just don't border ill kome 4 u Roll Eyes
WHO BE DIS ONE HERE.KNEEL DOWN MAKE WE PRAY 4 U OR ELSE................
Posted: at 6-03-2009 11:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 23-05-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa 4 prayer oh...xxx, bt d guy na yeye guy
Posted: at 23-05-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- scorpionheart99 at 19-06-2009 06:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: michybaby on 24-02-2009 04:00 PM
FEMALE VS MEN PRAYER!

I think this sums up the difference between what woman and men want.


FEMALE PRAYER;
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.]
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.



 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

nice one..... loved it .....
Posted: at 19-06-2009 06:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- byenny at 22-06-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  1-03-2009 02:04 AM
Quote from: diolly on 28-02-2009 06:41 PM
Ur behind is tight,just don't border ill kome 4 u Roll Eyes

watin be this na...change am fast fast b4 i vex.. Angry


waitin go happen na
Posted: at 22-06-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 22-06-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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na wwa ooo
Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 23-06-2009 12:07 AM (15 years ago)
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Lol...Funy. Men, na wa o!
Posted: at 23-06-2009 12:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- GlamourPuss at 23-06-2009 12:52 AM (15 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 23-06-2009 12:52 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 23-06-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago)
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no b joke b dis o
Posted: at 23-06-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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