Ikemefuna

Ikemefuna is a house boy who
drinks the wine of his Boss with
impunity then adds water to
cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious &
decided to buy pasties (a French
wine that changes color if u add
water just like dettol).
Unknowing, Ikemefuna, drank
from d wine & topped it up with
water as usual.
Sadly for him, immediately he
added water d pasties became
milky & when d Boss came back &
noticed it, he knew he had nailed
ikemefuna. Ikemefuna knew he
was in trouble & decided to stay
put in d kitchen when his boss
came home.
The Boss told his wife about what
he observed.
“Ikemefuna!”, he called from the
sitting room.
He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”.
Ikemefuna :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no
answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen
2meet him there:
“Are u insane or what? Why when
I call u say “yes boss” but when I
ask you a question u don’t
answer me? ”
Ikemefuna retorted, “hmmm oga
when u are in d kitchen u don’t
understand anything at all, except
ur name”
“Is that so?” asked the boss,
“Okay, go to the bar stand beside
Madam, while I’ll go into d kitchen
& then ask me a question”
Ikemefuna accepted. When his
boss was in d kitchen he shouts:
“Boss”.
“Yes, ikem” his Boss answers.
Ikemefuna then asks, “Who goes
into the maid’s bedroom when
Madam is not at home?”
No answer.
D boi shouted again: “Boss, I say
who dey sneak to d maids room
when madam no dey house?”
No answer.
The Boss came out from the
kitchen shouting “Wonders will
never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true,
when one is in the kitchen, one
does not hear anything, except
one’s name.”
D wife interrupted, “that’s not
true. It’s a lie without argument.”
Ikemefuna asked if she’ll enter d
magic kitchen 2be tested. She
agreed.
Ikemefuna asks madam, “Who’s
junior’s biological father? Me or
oga?”
Madam: Madly rushed out of the
kitchen. Saying “This kitchen
needs to be fumigated I can't
hear anything

Posted: at 17-05-2012 11:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 18-05-2012 08:42 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 18-05-2012 09:25 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 18-05-2012 06:19 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 19-05-2012 01:02 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 19-05-2012 06:41 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 19-05-2012 12:13 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 19-05-2012 03:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 19-05-2012 05:16 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 19-05-2012 10:29 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac