He Thinks He's the Boss

Date: 28-02-2009 8:47 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 28-02-2009 08:47 PM (16 years ago)
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A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
 Shocked Shocked Shocked


Posted: at 28-02-2009 08:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 28-02-2009 11:51 PM (16 years ago)
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hhhhhmmmmm


which kain panty be dat oh?

hehehehehehhe

nice one sha

Posted: at 28-02-2009 11:51 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 1-03-2009 02:07 AM (16 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 1-03-2009 02:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 1-03-2009 08:18 AM (16 years ago)
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No comment

Posted: at 1-03-2009 08:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 1-03-2009 10:14 AM (16 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley

Emma, wetin do you...?

Posted: at 1-03-2009 10:14 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 2-03-2009 01:03 AM (16 years ago)
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the thing way they do me na in dey do u Grin
Posted: at 2-03-2009 01:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 2-03-2009 10:30 AM (16 years ago)
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intresting.....
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 2-03-2009 10:30 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- kido123 at 2-03-2009 11:51 AM (16 years ago)
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sillyjokker, yu don come o.....
Posted: at 2-03-2009 11:51 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-03-2009 05:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  2-03-2009 11:51 AM
sillyjokker, yu don come o.....

Where I been tell you say I dey go b4? Huh?

Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 3-03-2009 05:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-03-2009 05:55 PM
Quote from: kido123 on  2-03-2009 11:51 AM
sillyjokker, yu don come o.....

Where I been tell you say I dey go b4? Huh?

Lebanon
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 3-03-2009 06:32 PM (16 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 06:41 PM (16 years ago)
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i g talk later
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 3-03-2009 07:41 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  3-03-2009 06:41 PM
i g talk later

WETIN DO UR MOUTH NOW?Huh?
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:41 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 08:12 PM (16 years ago)
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i dey reserve my energy
Posted: at 3-03-2009 08:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 4-03-2009 03:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 28-02-2009 08:47 PM
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
 Shocked Shocked Shocked


nice, av got d right pix 4 it too
Posted: at 4-03-2009 03:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-03-2009 03:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  3-03-2009 08:12 PM
i dey reserve my energy
reserve am 4 who?ok,u dey reserve am 4 wen u go get into the panties abi?

Posted: at 4-03-2009 03:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-03-2009 06:19 PM (16 years ago)
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LMao

Posted: at 4-03-2009 06:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 4-03-2009 07:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  4-03-2009 03:26 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 28-02-2009 08:47 PM
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
 Shocked Shocked Shocked


nice, av got d right pix 4 it too



which style be dat na
Posted: at 4-03-2009 07:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-03-2009 03:26 AM (16 years ago)
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 Cheesy

Posted: at 6-03-2009 03:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 6-03-2009 03:46 AM (16 years ago)
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watin dey happen 4 here?
Posted: at 6-03-2009 03:46 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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