Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday.
They agreed it’s so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.
Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others.
He said "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses".
They all agreed to this.
This pastor said "Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"!
The other pastor said "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"
The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell.
He stood up and said "My brothers my problem is gossip, there is nothing I hear that I don’t tell everyone! Infact I can't sit anymore. I have to share this with the congregation!
Nice Day
Posted: at 2-03-2009 09:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
emma ... i beg help me delete dis joke o. i no know say it has bn posted 2million x.... make i run comot b4 greatest ,gwhy,iphie,size1..... go come catch me for here....
Posted: at 2-03-2009 09:36 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 2-03-2009 09:44 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kido123 on 2-03-2009 09:36 AM
emma ... i beg help me delete dis joke o. i no know say it has bn posted 2million x.... make i run comot b4 greatest ,gwhy,iphie,size1..... go come catch me for here....
where you dey run go.... ..... if you try run ehnn, i go shout thief you your head..... iphie... size1, where una.... chiee..... kido no run go anywhere..... wait make i go call iphie and size1
Posted: at 2-03-2009 09:44 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Kristiantus at 2-03-2009 09:46 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 2-03-2009 09:44 AM
Quote from: kido123 on 2-03-2009 09:36 AM
emma ... i beg help me delete dis joke o. i no know say it has bn posted 2million x.... make i run comot b4 greatest ,gwhy,iphie,size1..... go come catch me for here....
where you dey run go.... ..... if you try run ehnn, i go shout thief you your head..... iphie... size1, where una.... chiee..... kido no run go anywhere..... wait make i go call iphie and size1
God don catch you today, so you dey thief other people jokes abi.... where dem dis iphie and size1 dey sef....
Posted: at 2-03-2009 09:46 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Kristiantus at 2-03-2009 10:43 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kido123 on 2-03-2009 10:36 AM
I DON POST AM B4 I SEE AM .....
ok na mistake abi?.... wel, na bcos you be my paddy.... and then you dey gentle on me the other day wey i do dis kind mistake.... oya dey go, u are forgiven.
Posted: at 2-03-2009 10:43 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
ok na mistake abi?.... wel, na bcos you be my paddy.... and then you dey gentle on me the other day wey i do dis kind mistake.... oya dey go, u are forgiven.
ese ni bi teti bere.. ese nibi teba de... adupe o jesu.. ibi ten muwa lo......
Posted: at 2-03-2009 10:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 2-03-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kido123 on 2-03-2009 10:54 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 2-03-2009 10:43 AM
Quote from: kido123 on 2-03-2009 10:36 AM
I DON POST AM B4 I SEE AM .....
ok na mistake abi?.... wel, na bcos you be my paddy.... and then you dey gentle on me the other day wey i do dis kind mistake.... oya dey go, u are forgiven.
ese ni bi teti bere.. ese nibi teba de... adupe o jesu.. ibi ten muwa lo......
wa sere kido..... orie e o fokasibe....
Posted: at 2-03-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Kristiantus at 2-03-2009 04:33 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kido123 on 2-03-2009 04:23 PM
I NO DEY OOO... my hand are clean o, i beg make i run comot here ... no be me talk of ikomo o .... maybe we should ask kristiantus oooo
kido! kido!! kido!!!, na three times i call you.... i take my grand-papa beg you, no put me for wahalaoooo. iphie, how you dey now? na true say..... kido wetin you talk that time sef....
Posted: at 2-03-2009 04:33 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
..... if you try run ehnn, i go shout thief you your head.....
na joke you dey joke abi.... this your joke funny....
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