BIG PEE-PEE

Date: 02-03-2009 5:13 pm (15 years ago) | Author: michelle isreal
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- at 2-03-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. “I know,” he said, “we can play, ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’”. “How do you play that?” asked the redneck. “It's easy'' said the Spanish boy, “we can play it next recess.”
So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. “Alright,” said the Spanish boy, “Lets play.” The Asian boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest pee pee is the winner. And so the Asian boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were impressed. Then the Spanish boy pulled down his pants. His pee pee was about the same size as the Asian boy's. As the redneck boy pulled his pants down, the other two boys stared in awe. “You win for sure,” they both said.

Later that day the redneck boy went home and his mother asked him, “So did you make any new friends today?” “Yup. I played this game called ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’ and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck.” His mother laughed and replied, “No sweetie, you won because you're 23.”



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- kido123 at 2-03-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin be pee pee?... pls educate us na?..
Posted: at 2-03-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 3-03-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  2-03-2009 05:16 PM
wetin be pee pee?... pls educate us na?..

Common sense u no get pee-pee means    ..................   ............. dat tin way u day use piss abi? michybaby
Posted: at 3-03-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 3-03-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago)
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PASSING, MAKE MOTO NO JAM ME IN JESUS NAME...........AMEN
Posted: at 3-03-2009 04:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 3-03-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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MOTO DON JAM U ALREADY

Posted: at 3-03-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-03-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago)
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hAHA!

Posted: at 3-03-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 3-03-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 3-03-2009 06:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  2-03-2009 05:16 PM
wetin be pee pee?... pls educate us na?..

its d tiniest part of ur body!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kesterjoe at 3-03-2009 06:50 PM (15 years ago)
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that is my nose then cos thatz the smallest part of my body
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- size1 at 3-03-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on  3-03-2009 04:26 PM
PASSING, MAKE MOTO NO JAM ME IN JESUS NAME...........AMEN

make i join u pass
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 3-03-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kesterjoe on  3-03-2009 06:50 PM
that is my nose then cos thatz the smallest part of my body

ur actually tryn to tell us gentlemen and ladies online, that, ur ....... is actually smaller than ur nose? now im beginning to wonder!!!!
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 07:17 PM (15 years ago)
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its d tiniest part of ur body!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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NA LIE. PEE PEE-it is the dead part of ur body which doesnt have bones and it becomes d hardest when u c or u are about to ... michbaby i lie
 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 3-03-2009 07:24 PM (15 years ago)
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its d tiniest part of ur body!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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NA LIE. PEE PEE-it is the dead part of ur body which doesnt have bones and it becomes d hardest when u c or u are about to ... michbaby i lie
 Grin Grin Grin Grin
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DIRTY, DIRTY BOY!!
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:24 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: michybaby on  3-03-2009 07:24 PM
its d tiniest part of ur body!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
NA LIE. PEE PEE-it is the dead part of ur body which doesnt have bones and it becomes d hardest when u c or u are about to ... michbaby i lie
 Grin Grin Grin Grin
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DIRTY, DIRTY BOY!!
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no be u teach me for room
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 3-03-2009 07:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Shuo!
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- Doshe at 3-03-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago)
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mchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww make una no spoil me ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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na pesin wey wan spoil go spoil
Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 3-03-2009 10:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on  3-03-2009 07:34 PM
Quote from: michybaby on  3-03-2009 07:24 PM
its d tiniest part of ur body!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
NA LIE. PEE PEE-it is the dead part of ur body which doesnt have bones and it becomes d hardest when u c or u are about to ... michbaby i lie
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

DIRTY, DIRTY BOY!!
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no be u teach me for room

FOR WHICH ROOM? I GO BREAK UR HEAD O!
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Posted: at 3-03-2009 10:35 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 3-03-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago)
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u wan dey deny now abi...no b u talk say make i no tell anybody when u dey teach me
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- size1 at 4-03-2009 07:29 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
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