BIG PEE-PEE

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. “I know,” he said, “we can play, ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’”. “How do you play that?” asked the redneck. “It's easy'' said the Spanish boy, “we can play it next recess.”
So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. “Alright,” said the Spanish boy, “Lets play.” The Asian boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest pee pee is the winner. And so the Asian boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were impressed. Then the Spanish boy pulled down his pants. His pee pee was about the same size as the Asian boy's. As the redneck boy pulled his pants down, the other two boys stared in awe. “You win for sure,” they both said.

Later that day the redneck boy went home and his mother asked him, “So did you make any new friends today?” “Yup. I played this game called ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’ and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck.” His mother laughed and replied, “No sweetie, you won because you're 23.”

Posted: at 2-03-2009 05:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Common sense u no get pee-pee means    ..................   ............. dat tin way u day use piss abi? michybaby

Posted: at 3-03-2009 03:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

MOTO DON JAM U ALREADY

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Posted: at 3-03-2009 04:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

passing

Posted: at 3-03-2009 05:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

that is my nose then cos thatz the smallest part of my body

Posted: at 3-03-2009 06:50 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

ur actually tryn to tell us gentlemen and ladies online, that, ur ....... is actually smaller than ur nose? now im beginning to wonder!!!!

Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:08 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

its d tiniest part of ur body!!
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NA LIE. PEE PEE-it is the dead part of ur body which doesnt have bones and it becomes d hardest when u c or u are about to ... michbaby i lie
 
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DIRTY, DIRTY BOY!!

Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Shuo!

Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na pesin wey wan spoil go spoil

Posted: at 3-03-2009 07:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u wan dey deny now abi...no b u talk say make i no tell anybody when u dey teach me

Posted: at 3-03-2009 10:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac