the strange sound hahahahahaha

Date: 04-03-2009 8:20 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 4-03-2009 08:20 PM (12 years ago)
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?


The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.


The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some yea! rs later,  the same  man breaks down in front of the same monastery.


The monks gain accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.


That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.


The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.


The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?


The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.


The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.


The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.


The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door.

Th! e man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,....

.......silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

 . But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.


Posted: at 4-03-2009 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- size1 at 4-03-2009 08:41 PM (12 years ago)
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idiot
Posted: at 4-03-2009 08:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 4-03-2009 08:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  4-03-2009 08:41 PM
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SMALLY NA FIGHT, LOL

FUNNY  Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 4-03-2009 08:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 08:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  4-03-2009 08:41 PM
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chieeee..... easy size1.....
Posted: at 4-03-2009 08:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 4-03-2009 09:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  4-03-2009 08:41 PM
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size 1 srry i don 4get say na u b d man, cheiiiiiiiiiii na wah oooooooooooooooo pele Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-03-2009 09:23 PM (12 years ago)
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size1 if trully u becomes a monk....4 real i go tell u
Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 4-03-2009 09:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  4-03-2009 09:23 PM
size1 if trully u becomes a monk....4 real i go tell u

OkoKO so hw do i bcom a monk?
Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 4-03-2009 09:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  4-03-2009 09:23 PM
size1 if trully u becomes a monk....4 real i go tell u

 shotup, dnt tempt him,
Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-03-2009 09:49 PM (12 years ago)
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u no well oh! see as u waste my time dey read diz textbook

Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 09:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  4-03-2009 09:49 PM
u no well oh! see as u waste my time dey read diz textbook
see person wey dey suffer belle pain de abuse person wey get headache....
you nko, you well.....
Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 4-03-2009 09:56 PM (12 years ago)
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emmymth...na small thing,,just become a monk dan u go no watin coz the sound..atleast abt 45 yrs  he go take  u....
Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-03-2009 09:57 PM (12 years ago)
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federico, yu well so? all this story and yu no talk wetin dey make noise ? abi na yu dey there?...  Angry

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Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-03-2009 09:59 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 4-03-2009 09:59 PM (12 years ago)
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na whaooo u be monkey..abi na monk u call am self?
Posted: at 4-03-2009 09:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-03-2009 10:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-03-2009 09:59 PM
na whaooo u be monkey..abi na monk u call am self?
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 4-03-2009 10:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 4-03-2009 10:05 PM (12 years ago)
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kido123 see as u even bi like the man self...e bi like say na u go tell the watin coz the sound.....
Posted: at 4-03-2009 10:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-03-2009 10:47 PM (12 years ago)
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how i be?
Posted: at 4-03-2009 10:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-03-2009 11:18 PM (12 years ago)
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u be like monk na........ Grin
Posted: at 4-03-2009 11:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 5-03-2009 12:11 AM (12 years ago)
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kido hw comes u black u con born oyibo children?
Posted: at 5-03-2009 12:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olusogzy at 5-03-2009 03:04 PM (12 years ago)
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dis thin about d monkey or na monk u call am sef,na joke or speech,wahalai i read i no even smile Angry
Posted: at 5-03-2009 03:04 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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