the strange sound hahahahahaha (Page 3)

Date: 04-03-2009 8:20 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 08:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Na by force?
Ok com open my mouth na?

Posted: at 10-03-2009 08:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 08:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Na by force?
Ok com open my mouth na?

Posted: at 10-03-2009 08:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 10-03-2009 08:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 10-03-2009 08:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 10-03-2009 08:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Wetin do u.

Posted: at 10-03-2009 08:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 07:05 AM (12 years ago)
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kolo ppl don full everywhere oooooooo
Posted: at 11-03-2009 07:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 11-03-2009 04:39 PM (12 years ago)
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na u kolo pass
Posted: at 11-03-2009 04:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 04:56 PM (12 years ago)
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hw?
Posted: at 11-03-2009 04:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 11-03-2009 04:58 PM (12 years ago)
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if person dey kolo,he nor dey no
Posted: at 11-03-2009 04:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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na hungry dey catch u
Posted: at 11-03-2009 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 11-03-2009 05:04 PM (12 years ago)
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kolomental..abeg see doctor ASAP
Posted: at 11-03-2009 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 11-03-2009 05:47 PM (12 years ago)
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4 where ...u don see where monkey look at mirror...dis side 4 smooth o,kia,hair 4 dey dis middle,dis eye 4 b blue .y d eye come black ...my mouth 4 no wide o...my nose b like cow nose...dis are d comments of a mokey like u dat looks at mirror..2 B CONTINUE ON REQUEST
Posted: at 11-03-2009 05:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kollyns9 at 11-03-2009 07:31 PM (12 years ago)
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There were 231,281,219,999,129,382 sands and pebbles before.
Bt now, there are 231,281,219,999 cos na ur family dey chop da rest finish
Posted: at 11-03-2009 07:31 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 06:40 AM (12 years ago)
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chie
Posted: at 12-03-2009 06:40 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:17 AM (12 years ago)
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Na who dey talk abt persn family 4 here?
D guy no get sense mak una pursue am comot 4 here.

Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  4-03-2009 08:20 PM

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?


The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.


The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some yea! rs later,  the same  man breaks down in front of the same monastery.


The monks gain accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.


That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.


The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.


The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?


The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.


The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.


The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.


The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door.

Th! e man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,....

.......silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

 . But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.


                                                                                                                                                                     Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:19 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Wetin do u [email protected] ironlady

Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 12-03-2009 09:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 12-03-2009 09:21 AM
Wetin do u [email protected] ironlady
                                                                                                                                                       d thing wey do me na i no get wetin d...mean Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:22 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 09:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Sori monk na men,
PM me n i go xplain wetin im mean 4 u.

Posted: at 12-03-2009 09:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 12-03-2009 10:06 AM (12 years ago)
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u cann as well bcom lady monk?
Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:06 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 12-03-2009 10:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Abi na?
Bt wait omatseye where u get dat 1 4rm?
U 4 say she go bcom Lady fada na.

Posted: at 12-03-2009 10:10 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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