A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.
A man went into a drugstore, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head -- and realized that he'd forgotten to cut eye holes in the mask.
A man successfully broke into a bank's basement through a street-level window, cutting himself up pretty badly in the process. He then realized that (1) he could not get to the money from where he was, (2) he could not climb back out the window through which he had entered, and (3) he was bleeding pretty badly. So he located a phone and dialed "911" for help...
A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled -- leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
Posted: at 6-03-2009 12:10 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
i no know wetin i go talk..... this guy just dey copy copy things dey post for here.... d thing don tire me...
Abi?
abeg i want know the meaning of confuse. cos i no break chalk. the worst of the matter be sey d guy him self no understand wetin him dey post.... see as him sitdown cross leg and dey confussed...
Posted: at 6-03-2009 05:45 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
..hw in go talk say in get there..thumbs up man.. 
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