A lazy son

Date: 06-03-2009 12:18 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Jp JP
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It was 5:00 a.m and the father went to his son Shawn’s bedroom door, knocked and said, “Son, it’s time to get up. Jump in the shower and we’ve got to leave ASAP to catch any fish.” Soon it was 5:30 and dad had the coffee brewing, the boat hooked up and he just finished packing the truck, when he noticed Shawn still wasn’t up. Furious the dad pounded on his son’s bedroom door a second time and yelled, “Jesus rose from the dead and you can’t even get out of Bed!” To which the son replies, “Yeah, but it took Jesus three days!!”

Posted: at 6-03-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Angelgirl at 6-03-2009 12:24 PM (15 years ago)
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three days inded
Posted: at 6-03-2009 12:24 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Pires07 at 6-03-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago)
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lol, lazy s0n

Posted: at 6-03-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-03-2009 01:10 PM (15 years ago)
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D BOY GO SCHOOL WELL

Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 6-03-2009 02:00 PM (15 years ago)
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eww
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 6-03-2009 02:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  6-03-2009 01:10 PM
D BOY GO SCHOOL WELL

U n dis ur coverall sef u knw no hw u luk inside ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 6-03-2009 02:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  6-03-2009 02:00 PM
Quote from: emmymth on  6-03-2009 01:10 PM
D BOY GO SCHOOL WELL

U n dis ur coverall sef u knw no hw u luk inside ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Why you go dey abuse am now you dey tell am say na him brother coverall he wear

Posted: at 6-03-2009 02:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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