A bad day

Date: 06-03-2009 1:37 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Jp JP
- at 6-03-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago)
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just
looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next
to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks
it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says:
"Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you
another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my
life. First, I overslept and late to an important
meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me.

When I left the building to my car, I found out it
was stolen. The police, they said they could do
nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid
the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I
left my whole wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the
gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when
I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you
show up and drink my poison ..."

Posted: at 6-03-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- size1 at 6-03-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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old joke posted yeterday by som1
Posted: at 6-03-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-03-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted severally....ly oooooh! stop it ....
Posted: at 6-03-2009 03:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-03-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago)
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damover.... be careful... be careful.... no just dey go for internet go dey copy copy jokes come dey post for here..... its not compulsory that you have to post a joke... you can as well contribute to others joke....
be warn or else..... Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 6-03-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 6-03-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago)
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its old really, but don't think we can really get new jokes again.
Posted: at 6-03-2009 03:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 6-03-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago)
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its y i stopped coming here, cos 95% of the posts are not new. But u can blame no one. even pro. comedians repeat old jokes every now and then
Posted: at 6-03-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-03-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on  6-03-2009 04:00 PM
its y i stopped coming here, cos 95% of the posts are not new. But u can blame no one. even pro. comedians repeat old jokes every now and then
so you stop coming here b4 abi.... wetin bring you back here? wetin you 4get wey you come back?...
Posted: at 6-03-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- kido123 at 6-03-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago)
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old joke.....
Posted: at 6-03-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 6-03-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-03-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lovejust at 6-03-2009 09:08 PM (15 years ago)
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there was i girl that always preaching good news to people that they should tak jesus as there lord and persnal savior so that on the last day all of them will go to heven, but on the last day she leter see herself in ther hellfire and was dojing for those people that she was preaching when she was alive, and unfortuntly meet a revrend father while she was dojing for people not to see her and shout ho father are you here while the rev father ask her to stpop shouting for bisop is in side
Posted: at 6-03-2009 09:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 6-03-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 6-03-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 7-03-2009 01:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on  6-03-2009 09:25 PM
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watin do u now..?
Posted: at 7-03-2009 01:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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