Mens Lie" Smart Modern Women Recognize (Page 2)

Date: 05-06-2012 11:24 am (11 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- Sophyrocks at 5-06-2012 03:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Make haterz go boil stone!dem go continue 2 dey hate til dem get high b.p. Kudos 2 d poster. Girls wey get sense make dem hear n learn.

Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Lekan22 at 5-06-2012 03:12 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- exever100 at 5-06-2012 03:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Sophyrocks on  5-06-2012 03:09 PM
Make haterz go boil stone!dem go continue 2 dey hate til dem get high b.p. Kudos 2 d poster. Girls wey get sense make dem hear n learn.
@SOPHIAROCKS.....sorry ok....no vex omalicha
Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 5-06-2012 03:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Sophyrocks on  5-06-2012 03:09 PM
Make haterz go boil stone!dem go continue 2 dey hate til dem get high b.p. Kudos 2 d poster. Girls wey get sense make dem hear n learn.

 Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:14 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 5-06-2012 03:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: exever100 on  5-06-2012 03:13 PM
@SOPHIAROCKS.....sorry ok....no vex omalicha

 Grin Grin Grin  Kiss

Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:15 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sophyrocks at 5-06-2012 03:18 PM (11 years ago)
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@Exever100 U dey use 'omalicha' dey bribe me abi? Ure 4given.

Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:18 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- exever100 at 5-06-2012 03:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Sophyrocks on  5-06-2012 03:18 PM
@Exever100 U dey use 'omalicha' dey bribe me abi? Ure 4given.
lol.....tnx  Kiss
Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Angelita2 at 5-06-2012 03:22 PM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:22 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 5-06-2012 03:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Sophyrocks on  5-06-2012 03:18 PM
@Exever100 U dey use 'omalicha' dey bribe me abi? Ure 4given.

 Grin

Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:27 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Neglito at 5-06-2012 03:44 PM (11 years ago)
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If they're aware of this, why disturbing us for marriage?
Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 5-06-2012 03:46 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:46 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sweetrae at 5-06-2012 03:51 PM (11 years ago)
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these r lies 'little' boys tell...nd only 'little' girls fall for them...
Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 5-06-2012 03:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: sweetrae on  5-06-2012 03:51 PM
these r lies 'little' boys tell...nd only 'little' girls fall for them...

Big gurl no dey wen man wan lie to her hearing my dear.. remember we women are moved by what we hear.. lets face fact

Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:55 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 5-06-2012 03:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on  5-06-2012 11:24 AM
Most men learn early what women want to hear, so men repeat the well-selected phrases at the most appropriate times. Women throughout history probably have always known when men were lying, but to insure continued protection the women acted like they believed the men. However, the independent modern woman does not have to play that game anymore.  Grin Grin Grin

Here  are timeless examples of men's lies to women:

"You are very beautiful."
What he means: "You stimulate me and I want to have sex with you."

"I love you."
What he means: "I lust you. I want you to drop your guard and let me have all your "sweet treats."

"I really want to settle down."
What he means: "I'm tired of chasing after women to get sex. I want you to be there waiting for me anytime I want it."

"I really want to be close to you."
What he means: "I really want to be close to you so I can get sex whenever I want it."

"I'll call you."
What he means: "I'll call you when I want your "goodies" again."

 "You are the only one."
What he means: "You are the only one at this minute."

"I've been celibate since we broke up."
What he means: "I can't find a woman to give me sex."

"It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you."
What he means: "It is the sex I want, so I want you to be close so I can get more whenever I want it."

 Grin Grin Grin you are free to add urs

some of you ladies on NP thinks u cant fall for a lie told by a man... the truth is.. if i hadnt explained what his lies meant..u wud say..'o yea.. so true'... take it or leave it.. we women are moved by what we hear

Posted: at 5-06-2012 03:59 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- verah at 5-06-2012 04:02 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy lolz you are just different from other girls if man talk that thing he dey vex me no b small.... ladies easily fall for that word ooo sweety you are so different

Posted: at 5-06-2012 04:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 5-06-2012 04:05 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: verah on  5-06-2012 04:02 PM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy lolz you are just different from other girls if man talk that thing he dey vex me no b small.... ladies easily fall for that word ooo sweety you are so different

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin some pipu say..the mentioned lies here are told by small boiz and heard by small girls..na tru?  Grin Grin Cool

Posted: at 5-06-2012 04:05 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sophyrocks at 5-06-2012 04:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Even d most educated,dumest, youngest,oldest,richest and poorest of ladies can fall into dis trap,whether young or old men tel dese lies. Somtyms u hav 2 fall in order 2 knw dese lies,somtyms we learn dese lies 4rm wat happens 2 our frnds or aunts dat date men.jst depends. I got 2 knw of dese lies since wen i was in secondary schl many yrs ago.ive alwys knwn abt dese lies so i neva depend ONLY on wat men say.dats y i can NEVER be desparate. Its al abt ur orientatn n d kind of mentality u hav as a lady.

Posted: at 5-06-2012 04:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sportyzander at 5-06-2012 04:20 PM (11 years ago)
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lwkmd
Posted: at 5-06-2012 04:20 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 5-06-2012 04:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Sophyrocks on  5-06-2012 04:15 PM
Even d most educated,dumest, youngest,oldest,richest and poorest of ladies can fall into dis trap,whether young or old men tel dese lies. Somtyms u hav 2 fall in order 2 knw dese lies,somtyms we learn dese lies 4rm wat happens 2 our frnds or aunts dat date men.jst depends. I got 2 knw of dese lies since wen i was in secondary schl many yrs ago.ive alwys knwn abt dese lies so i neva depend ONLY on wat men say.dats y i can NEVER be desparate. Its al abt ur orientatn n d kind of mentality u hav as a lady.

 Grin   Cool Cool Cool Cool Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 5-06-2012 04:22 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Idbabe at 5-06-2012 04:38 PM (11 years ago)
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I love you."
What he means: "I lust you. I want you to drop your guard and let me have all your "sweet treats."

I LOVE U = 3 words, 8 letters, 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth.  Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew

My sister, u sabi dem well, some of them are born liars and will die lying.  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 5-06-2012 04:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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