An Ondo village woman took her case to the village Chief to report that the village school teacher had raped her.
Following is the dialogue that took place;
Woman: Mo ro ran, Baba. E gba mi.! (I am in trouble, please help me!!)
Chief: Ke tiri? (What happened?)
Woman: Oga tisha lo fagidi ba mi lopo, baba. (The village teacher raped me)
Chief: E o,.....moku. Ko tifo? Asakasa. Oya shalaye, ohun mi sele (Oh my goodness!. What did you say? This is an abomination. Explain how it happened?)
Woman: Mo mi kiri oja lori ate ni, Oga tisa koya pemi wonu ile, iko omi fera oja. (As I was hawking my wares, the teacher called me into his house under the guise he wanted to buy something I was selling)
Woman: Mo mi wole to o, oga tisha ya ba le mi. Mo mi wo, me soro. (I entered the house and the teacher quickly grabbed me. I just watched him, but didn't utter a word)
Woman: Omi kenu bomi lenu. Momi wo, me soro. (Next thing I knew, he started kissing me. I watched him, but didn't say anything)
Woman: O mo wo lemi laya, O te omu aya mi. Mo mi wo, me soro. (He put his hands on my boobs and caressed them. I watched him, but still did'nt utter a word)
Woman: Iba le kewu mi soke, me wo, me soro! (He then lifted up my skirt, yet I didn't utter a single word or resist)
Woman: Iba le bo sokoto, gbe mi sori ibusun. Me wo, me soro! (He then undid his shorts, lifted me up and placed me on the bed. Still, I watched him)
Woman: Iba le wole si mi lara, oya yi mi lata faka fiki faka fiki. Me wo, me soro! (He got on top of me and he started having sex with me going in and out. Even then, I did not utter a single word)
The Chief was becoming very irritated and exasperated at this stage.
Chief: Duro lube! Igba wo gan koya soro. (Enough! Stop there! When did you actually talk to voice your protest?)
Woman: Ha Baba, Igba ke han kedere simi pe mo fa raku ni! (My Chief,.. It was when it dawned on me that I was pregnant!!!)
N.B: IF YOU CANT READ YORUBA, ASK EMMA, OR JUST ASK IFEEZY, NA HIN CARRY FIRST FOR YORUBA FOR THIER CLASS!
Posted: at 14-03-2009 12:08 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
OMG...LOL..u don koloooo greatest...na wha 4 that wooman ooo the thing just they swt am they go.... uhmmmmm...i no blame her body no be fire wood..person way don hawk 4 in side sun so tay..all in body don dry..in con see vitamin way go norich..her body u con say make she no grab am..but greatest u sure say no be u be the man..
Posted: at 14-03-2009 02:10 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 14-03-2009 02:29 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 14-03-2009 02:10 AM
OMG...LOL..u don koloooo greatest...na wha 4 that wooman ooo the thing just they swt am they go.... uhmmmmm...i no blame her body no be fire wood..person way don hawk 4 in side sun so tay..all in body don dry..in con see vitamin way go norich..her body u con say make she no grab am..but greatest u sure say no be u be the man..
Dat why I like you small, U are very sharp!!!!!! where Rezi and Onyin travel go sef?
Posted: at 14-03-2009 02:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 14-03-2009 02:10 AM
OMG...LOL..u don koloooo greatest...na wha 4 that wooman ooo the thing just they swt am they go.... uhmmmmm...i no blame her body no be fire wood..person way don hawk 4 in side sun so tay..all in body don dry..in con see vitamin way go norich..her body u con say make she no grab am..but greatest u sure say no be u be the man..
Dat why I like you small, U are very sharp!!!!!! where Rezi and Onyin travel go sef?
like me small ...good say u no like me too much make d thing no cause problem..
as for razii and onyin..e be like na person they vex them 4 this forum...u know say so many kolo people don enter here now. and they are making here boring..so..maybe they decided to give a break for now make those kolo people carry waka..
Posted: at 14-03-2009 02:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 14-03-2009 11:00 AM (16 years ago) (m)
like me small ...good say u no like me too much make d thing no cause problem..
as for razii and onyin..e be like na person they vex them 4 this forum...u know say so many kolo people don enter here now. and they are making here boring..so..maybe they decided to give a break for now make those kolo people carry waka.. [/quote] Kolo people no go commot here on their own oh! dem go just dey here dey yarn rubbish come begin feel like chairman sef! so na we go dey bounce dem one after the other! u know na! we go pursue dem with koboko!!! or Bulala!!!!Shege!
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 14-03-2009 11:43 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: federico on 14-03-2009 11:29 AM
make una talk true...which of una give the woman belle..greatest,gwhy or emma??
U no come down from ontop the car wey u dey siddon before the owner go come? the Guy wey get dat car sabi vex oh! yeye, boy, na ur uncle gve the girl belle, see ur head like "Igbako"
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
federico at 14-03-2009 11:44 AM (16 years ago) (m)
dgreastest,abeg ohh take am easy..the one way u first give belle the matter dey pending,na another one u dey plan..ironlady shine ur eye nor bi teeth u go show.
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:44 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ironlady at 14-03-2009 11:45 AM (16 years ago) (f)
@degreatest2,y u dey direct me go person na ur personnal assistant be dat wan ni?well i showed u already sha so noneed 4 u to come if u do namy lil sister go carry hot water pour ur head
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:45 AM (16 years ago) | Hero