IKEMEFUNA--LAF A LITTLE

Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water just like Dettol).

Unknowing, Ikemefuna, drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual....

Sadly for him, immediately he added water the pasties became milky & when the Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed Ikemefuna.
Ikemefuna knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.

The Boss told his wife what he observed.

"Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pasties?".
Ikemefuna :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then the Boss went to the kitchen  to meet him there:

"Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "
Ikemefuna retorted, "hmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go into the kitchen & then ask me a question"

Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts: "Boss".

"Yes, Ikem" his Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?"

No answer.

D boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to d maid's room when madam no dey house?"

No answer.

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name."

The wife interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie without argument."

Ikemefuna asked if she'll enter the magic kitchen 2 be tested.

She agreed.

Ikemefuna asks madam, "Who be junior's biological father? Me or d Boss?"

Madam: ( rushed out of the kitchen.) "This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can't understand anything

Posted: at 15-06-2012 10:30 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 16-06-2012 12:23 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

aged n retired yoke

Posted: at 16-06-2012 07:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

uncle u no get work not sure say u dey collect salary bcos 4 u 2 post Pb4 joke 4 hia u no get work oya con sweep my pottery

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Posted: at 16-06-2012 12:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero