D SMART BARTENDER

Date: 14-03-2009 12:50 pm (15 years ago) | Author: michelle isreal
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An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.
The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is the restroom?"
The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."

Posted: at 14-03-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- degreatest2 at 14-03-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Sharp Bartender! (this joke is subject to posted jokes checkers in this room) "where una dey"
Posted: at 14-03-2009 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 16-03-2009 05:36 AM (15 years ago)
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D poster na KOLO na.
Posted: at 16-03-2009 05:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 16-03-2009 06:55 AM (15 years ago)
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