WHAT GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST

Date: 14-03-2009 11:23 pm (16 years ago) | Author: MIRABELA
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- at 14-03-2009 11:23 PM (16 years ago)
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ASSUMING EACH PART OF THE BODY FOLLOWS EACHOTHER TO HEAVEN... WHICH ONE YOU RELEASE FIRST?


Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- blackbeauty005 at 14-03-2009 11:25 PM (16 years ago)
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READ THIS FUNNY STORY FIRST.... JUST FOR FUN THANKS


The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of
your body goes first?
 
 
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."
 
"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied,
"Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
 
 
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".
 
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?
Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night..
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,
"OH GOD, I'M COMING!". If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"
 

Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 14-03-2009 11:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: blackbeauty005 on 14-03-2009 11:23 PM
ASSUMING EACH PART OF THE BODY FOLLOWS EACHOTHER TO HEAVEN... WHICH ONE YOU RELEASE FIRST?
i would release my eyes first
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:29 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 14-03-2009 11:31 PM (16 years ago)
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hmmm
i think i will stick to the legs
lol
just referring to the story nothing major
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:31 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- kelzteady at 14-03-2009 11:36 PM (16 years ago)
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my johnbull Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:36 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blackberryPearl at 14-03-2009 11:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kelzteady on 14-03-2009 11:36 PM
my johnbull Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
which is ?
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:37 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- kelzteady at 14-03-2009 11:41 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: blackberryPearl on 14-03-2009 11:37 PM
Quote from: kelzteady on 14-03-2009 11:36 PM
my johnbull Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
which is ?
uhmmmmmmmmmmm
my ark of god
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:41 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blackberryPearl at 14-03-2009 11:41 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kelzteady on 14-03-2009 11:41 PM
Quote from: blackberryPearl on 14-03-2009 11:37 PM
Quote from: kelzteady on 14-03-2009 11:36 PM
my johnbull Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
which is ?
uhmmmmmmmmmmm
my ark of god
which is?
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:41 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- vivian07 at 14-03-2009 11:41 PM (16 years ago)
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make i go think am come.
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:41 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 14-03-2009 11:42 PM (16 years ago)
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we will be waiting
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:42 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- d_man at 14-03-2009 11:46 PM (16 years ago)
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lol....

Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kelzteady at 14-03-2009 11:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: blackberryPearl on 14-03-2009 11:31 PM
hmmm
i think i will stick to the legs
lol
just referring to the story nothing major
naaah refer to no story
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY
WOULD YOU LET GO FIRST?
 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:47 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blackberryPearl at 14-03-2009 11:57 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kelzteady on 14-03-2009 11:47 PM
Quote from: blackberryPearl on 14-03-2009 11:31 PM
hmmm
i think i will stick to the legs
lol
just referring to the story nothing major
naaah refer to no story
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY
WOULD YOU LET GO FIRST?
 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
i will let me, myself and i
Posted: at 14-03-2009 11:57 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- blackbeauty005 at 15-03-2009 06:26 AM (16 years ago)
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me i will let go wat make me sin b4 God.......... so i can be holy....

Posted: at 15-03-2009 06:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 15-03-2009 10:57 AM (16 years ago)
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hahahaha
i like d story part.

Posted: at 15-03-2009 10:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princemech at 15-03-2009 11:17 AM (16 years ago)
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i will release all this chinese girls
Posted: at 15-03-2009 11:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lonelysnow at 15-03-2009 01:38 PM (16 years ago)
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funny story
Posted: at 15-03-2009 01:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princemech at 15-03-2009 03:24 PM (16 years ago)
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u wan try am ?
Posted: at 15-03-2009 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvvy at 15-03-2009 03:39 PM (16 years ago)
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very funny, i mean too funny
Posted: at 15-03-2009 03:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennee at 15-03-2009 04:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Yu and yur Strange Topics

l don go Heaven before wey l go know which part of my Body go go first?

Hissssssss


*Well dis Topic is not for dis Forum

Posted: at 15-03-2009 04:18 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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