Sillyjokker at 21-03-2009 12:49 PM (16 years ago) (f)
For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 12:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Toks-E at 21-03-2009 12:55 PM (16 years ago) (m)
is this a joke?
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Posted: at 21-03-2009 12:55 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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is this a joke?
Ask ToksE... why don't you make an effort to post your own. Moreover, must you comment on every joke?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 01:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Toks-E at 21-03-2009 01:48 PM (16 years ago) (m)
my jokes ar classic and understandable
cuz i made dem mysef, check for ursef
besides i'm too busy to make jokes right now
ya digg?
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Posted: at 21-03-2009 01:48 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Gwhy at 21-03-2009 02:05 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Silly wetin b ds na?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gwhy at 21-03-2009 02:15 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Beta talk now b4 ............
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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...gy, is everything ok?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply stripod102 at 21-03-2009 02:44 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Una wan fight?......i wonder how 2 mumu pple go dey fight...e no make sence na..besides...i dont count this as a joke....
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:44 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Gwhy at 21-03-2009 02:47 PM (16 years ago) (m)
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Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Una wan fight?......i wonder how 2 mumu pple go dey fight...e no make sence na..besides...i dont count this as a joke....
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Toks-E at 21-03-2009 02:50 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Una wan fight?......i wonder how 2 mumu pple go dey fight...e no make sence na..besides...i dont count this as a joke....
omo u wicked oh
hehehehehehe
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Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:50 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Gwhy at 21-03-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Meaning?@ Toks E
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 21-03-2009 02:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply stripod102 at 23-03-2009 03:17 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Una wan fight?......i wonder how 2 mumu pple go dey fight...e no make sence na..besides...i dont count this as a joke....
omo u wicked oh
hehehehehehe
meaning say..i suppose seperate una from fighting...ANA MU OSI
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:17 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Gwhy at 23-03-2009 03:40 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Una wan fight?......i wonder how 2 mumu pple go dey fight...e no make sence na..besides...i dont count this as a joke....
omo u wicked oh
hehehehehehe
meaning say..i suppose seperate una from fighting...ANA MU OSI
wen u turn GBÒ RO MI RO?
Aproko,baba ile ò kan.
Even if we dey fight which we no fit,wetin b ur own or concern u inside?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply stripod102 at 23-03-2009 03:44 AM (16 years ago) (m)
if it were 2 matured pple fighting....i'll free dem..but u 2 mumu's ...una go just spoil this forum with una smelling spit
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:44 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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if it were 2 matured pple fighting....i'll free dem..but u 2 mumu's ...una go just spoil this forum with una smelling spit
Better go for a course in home training... you lack it badly.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 25-03-2009 11:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 25-03-2009 04:45 PM (16 years ago) (m)
if i sidon for computer dey read joke,wat of u way dey post am.
Posted: at 25-03-2009 04:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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if i sidon for computer dey read joke,wat of u way dey post am.
I will go and do some research... brb to tell you the answer
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 26-03-2009 10:37 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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