Birthday present

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave

Posted: at 21-03-2009 03:56 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

posted b4

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Posted: at 21-03-2009 07:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u wan try?u guy too good

Posted: at 22-03-2009 05:25 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

gud one

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Posted: at 22-03-2009 06:40 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

ok,,,cool

Posted: at 22-03-2009 09:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

i mean dave..the guy too good...and stipod wetin u mean with that guy na my kinna type?

Posted: at 23-03-2009 01:49 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

seen this severally

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Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol...silly dave...serves him ryt doe...

Posted: at 23-05-2009 02:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming