Little Firefighter

Date: 03-04-2009 11:26 pm (16 years ago) | Author: j ppop
- at 3-04-2009 11:26 PM (16 years ago)
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by
her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. He noticed the girl had tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run
your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."

Posted: at 3-04-2009 11:26 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- nickyvil at 4-04-2009 02:41 AM (16 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 4-04-2009 02:41 AM (16 years ago)
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wht is all this who you be gan nonsense
Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-04-2009 10:25 AM (16 years ago)
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haha! funnie
Posted: at 4-04-2009 10:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-04-2009 04:55 PM (16 years ago)
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uninteresting/boring
Posted: at 4-04-2009 04:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-04-2009 08:49 PM (16 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 4-04-2009 08:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 02:09 PM (16 years ago)
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dont understand
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-04-2009 02:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  6-04-2009 02:09 PM
dont understand

emmy large, the thing dey simple now... imagine you tie rope for cat testicles? na firefighter siren the cat go dey make now....  Grin Grin Grin
JP JP Grin Grin Grin Grin
you try small, keep it up man. gboooosa for you....
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:13 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 6-04-2009 02:14 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: nickyvil on  4-04-2009 02:41 AM
not funny
who tell you so? Grin Grin Grin
the bobo try jare.....
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:14 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 02:16 PM (16 years ago)
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okay! I get it now.Nice one Kris.Tanx
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- meeki at 19-07-2010 04:57 AM (14 years ago)
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 so so
Posted: at 19-07-2010 04:57 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 19-07-2010 08:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Lol.......u try
Posted: at 19-07-2010 08:26 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 19-07-2010 10:08 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahaa !!
Posted: at 19-07-2010 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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