Vital Information!

Date: 04-04-2009 11:40 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 4-04-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago)
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I"ll give you $800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Posted: at 4-04-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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mmm. good!
Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 4-04-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4040
Posted: at 4-04-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-04-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago)
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P I R A T E
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
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O! really... but its still very nice! Smiley
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 4-04-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 4-04-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Lolololol
Posted: at 4-04-2009 03:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 4-04-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago)
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lol... am out!
Posted: at 4-04-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 4-04-2009 08:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  4-04-2009 02:59 PM
Posted b4040
this is the remix or the meriz

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-04-2009 08:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-04-2009 08:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Na Remixxesmerizeded!!!
Posted: at 4-04-2009 08:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 4-04-2009 09:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Seen it b4 but still got me smilling tho.
Posted: at 4-04-2009 09:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 4-04-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago)
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lol me I NEVER SEE  AM OOOO....lol..yeye woman..make God give person better wife...na so them go tell her say make she go shoot her husband say them go give her $2000..way she go go do am....Sad
Posted: at 4-04-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 4-04-2009 10:03 PM (15 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 4-04-2009 10:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-04-2009 09:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-04-2009 10:02 PM
lol me I NEVER SEE  AM OOOO....lol..yeye woman..make God give person better wife...na so them go tell her say make she go shoot her husband say them go give her $2000..way she go go do am....Sad

Emma... Emma... mmm...lol Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-04-2009 09:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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nice moral to learn
Posted: at 6-04-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 6-04-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago)
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seen it b4 x 2.... but silly j, no let copyright board catch you...
its an offence to pirate.....
Posted: at 6-04-2009 10:34 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 10:38 AM (15 years ago)
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she go explain den now
Posted: at 6-04-2009 10:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 6-04-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-04-2009 10:34 AM
seen it b4 x 2.... but silly j, no let copyright board catch you...
its an offence to pirate.....

Kris take time o! Are you tryn to insult me? Angry
Posted: at 6-04-2009 01:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 6-04-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 6-04-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 6-04-2009 02:10 PM (15 years ago)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,wat?
Posted: at 6-04-2009 02:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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