I DONT WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN

Date: 07-04-2009 12:31 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Sabbath L.
- at 7-04-2009 12:31 PM (16 years ago)
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IN A CLASS ROOM ,A C.R.K TEACHER ASKED HIS PUPILS,"IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN STAND UP AND COME OUTSIDE. EVERYBODY STOOD UP  AND THEN WENT OUTSIDE. EXCEPT JAMES.THEN, THE TEACHER ASKED, 'WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN? AND JAMES ANSWERED, 'MY FATHER SAID I SHOULD COME HOME IMMEDIATELY AFTER CLOSING"

Posted: at 7-04-2009 12:31 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- emmymth at 7-04-2009 12:57 PM (16 years ago)
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too oldddddddddddd
Posted: at 7-04-2009 12:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olaarie at 8-04-2009 11:31 AM (16 years ago)
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childish and too dry for a big boy like U
Posted: at 8-04-2009 11:31 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Recoverd at 8-04-2009 11:33 AM (16 years ago)
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Kai, very vry vry OOOOOLD
Posted: at 8-04-2009 11:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 8-04-2009 11:35 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: olaarie on  8-04-2009 11:31 AM
childish and too dry for a big boy like U
who tel u say him na big boy?
Posted: at 8-04-2009 11:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 8-04-2009 11:42 AM (16 years ago)
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dis 1 na 1900 joke o..............................olaarie dis boy na pikin wey dey suck bobi 4 hand,him no b big boy
Posted: at 8-04-2009 11:42 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 8-04-2009 11:47 AM (16 years ago)
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na pikin wey no even dey suck bobi,cos any pikin wey don suck bobi b4 no go post dis kain tin
Posted: at 8-04-2009 11:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mr-InspireFIRE at 8-04-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Thanks for all your lovely replies. To know a man's desire and swings, give him the warmth and then the chills,you will surely find his point of equilibrium, and then,  swing within  the range of his taste-he would be happier you know how to entertain or comfort him.
Posted: at 8-04-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-04-2009 10:19 PM (16 years ago)
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HMMMMMMMMMMM
Posted: at 8-04-2009 10:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 8-04-2009 10:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Mr-InspireFIRE on  8-04-2009 10:08 PM
Thanks for all your lovely replies. To know a man's desire and swings, give him the warmth and then the chills,you will surely find his point of equilibrium, and then,  swing within  the range of his taste-he would be happier you know how to entertain or comfort him.

When you no say you gud for this kind englishes why you no go write ur own Dictionary. You con dey waste ur time here posting rubbishhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 8-04-2009 10:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 30-05-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago)
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"immediately after closing"? dang dt language is jus 2 ish...
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 30-05-2009 10:43 PM (15 years ago)
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old joke..boy boy
Posted: at 30-05-2009 10:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 31-05-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago)
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sdfghjkl
Posted: at 31-05-2009 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 31-05-2009 09:56 PM (15 years ago)
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dry
Posted: at 31-05-2009 09:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 31-05-2009 11:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice, I like it.  Thanks for posting Mr-Inspire.
Posted: at 31-05-2009 11:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 1-06-2009 03:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lyinka on  8-04-2009 10:37 PM
Quote from: Mr-InspireFIRE on  8-04-2009 10:08 PM
Thanks for all your lovely replies. To know a man's desire and swings, give him the warmth and then the chills,you will surely find his point of equilibrium, and then,  swing within  the range of his taste-he would be happier you know how to entertain or comfort him.

When you no say you gud for this kind englishes why you no go write ur own Dictionary. You con dey waste ur time here posting rubbishhhhhhhhhhhhh


LOL Grin...I KNOW THE GUY NA MY PADIIII OOOO NA THE SAME SUCURU WE GO...Grin....Grin...GUY NO CON THEY BLOW GRAMMER 4 HERE ALL OF US WAY THEY HERE NA THE SAME NIGHT SUCURU WE GOOOO...Grin IF U BLOW GRAMARIAN ABI WATIN THEM THEY CALL AM SELF...Grin
Posted: at 1-06-2009 03:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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